Beyond - Legends Confession of 4EM. Humor, One-Shot.

by WNSA -- disclaimer: Borrowing in order to impart some levity.

4EM is an entertainment droid I introduced in Unusual Playlist. I am gonna borrow the wonderful and wacky concept of AudioBulbs courtesy of Kurisan.

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When Anakin Solo tried to download a playlist from an archaic AudioBulb, the players with exploding batteries, my circuits practically fried themselves! What came out was more gobbledygook than actual jizz sounds, and the voices! They sounded more like out of gear speeder parts than persons who had been trained to sing and provide pleasure to audiences.

Phew! When he realized there was no compatibility hardware-wise, he had the sense to do a deep scan.

I feel completely cleansed of the MESS, and the memories of Jacen and Tenel Ka singing karaoke to "Baby I'm a Want You" is something better, soonest forgotten! +++++

 

"Software, it's easy to do..."

But hardware is for tr00 professionals. Data tapes may get stuck and it's only us organics who know that you fix that with a simple stylus.

 

Even your extremely short "short stories" trigger smiles and giggles out of me, @WarmNyota_SweetAyesha. Thank you for writing about this oddball.

 

fun with the short story and about the karaoke so liked by the Filipine wife of by brother

 

Poor 4EM, I guess at least he gets to lose the memory of karaoke. (Aww! ) Threepio would probably have much to say about this and the suffering that is life.