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Discussion in 'Canto Bight Casino' started by Healer_Leona , Jul 18, 2024.

  1. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler & Former Mod/Wacky Wed. Winner star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Winner

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    Someone posts a wish, next user grants it, but corrupts it. Then makes their own wish.

    Example: I wish I could fly.
    Next person grants the wish, but corrupts it. "Grants wish, but you can only fly backwards."

    Ok, then I'll start...

    I wish for a new car...
     
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  2. PCCViking

    PCCViking 14x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Granted, but all of its tires are flat.

    I wish I could travel.
     
  3. Sarge

    Sarge 3x Wacky Wednesday winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    You're on your way across Antarctica, on foot, wearing shorts and sandals.

    I wish I had a sailboat.
     
  4. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Time-Traveling F&G Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Granted, but it sinks the first time out.

    I wish to get the ants out of my house.
     
  5. PCCViking

    PCCViking 14x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Granted, but now you have roaches.

    I wish Doctor Who had more episodes this year.
     
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  6. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Time-Traveling F&G Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Bleh, have them too, and some of them are two - three inches long! (one crawled all over me in the bathroom!)

    Granted, but now you have Chris Chibnall and Stephen Moffatt back as Showrunners.

    I wish for world peace.
     
  7. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red 17X Hangman Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Granted, but it's Trump, Putin and Xi who have carved up the world.

    I wish for some cotton candy.
     
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  8. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    Granted, but it’s flavored with sriracha.

    I wish for a boyfriend.
     
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  9. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    Granted, but he cannot speak.

    I wish for a car.
     
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  10. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Time-Traveling F&G Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Granted, but it's a lemon.

    I wish for a nice, sunny day
     
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  11. PCCViking

    PCCViking 14x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Granted, but you're stuck inside and unable to leave the house.

    I wish all of my cats would get along.
     
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  12. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Time-Traveling F&G Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Granted, but now they are performing coordinated attacks on you.

    I wish we could all go back to a simpler time.
     
  13. PCCViking

    PCCViking 14x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Granted, but now dinosaurs are after us.

    I wish I lived in a bigger house.
     
  14. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Time-Traveling F&G Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Granted, but now there will be twice as much cleaning to do.

    I wish the roads were safer.
     
  15. PCCViking

    PCCViking 14x Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Granted, but now you're driving a Model T and it takes twice as long to drive on them.

    I wish I could fly.
     
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  16. Bloberto

    Bloberto Chosen One star 8

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    Granted, but you are now Jake Paul's air taxi.

    I wish that internet news wasn't part-funded by antagonistic, click-bait junk.
     
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  17. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    Granted, but now it’s entirely funded by it.

    I wish it was next weekend.
     
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  18. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony 18X Hangman Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Granted, but it rains the entire time.

    I wish for a million dollars.
     
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  19. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    Granted, but you’re taxed 90 percent.

    I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
     
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  20. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    Granted, but it’s jalapeño jelly.

    I wish Star Wars had a movie set on Alderaan.
     
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  21. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Time-Traveling F&G Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Granted but the movie ends with the green beam of the Death Star heading towards it.

    I wish the Olympics were here.
     
  22. Power of the Dark Side

    Power of the Dark Side Jedi Master star 4

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    Granted, but your country does poorly and a country your'e not so keen on (Russia or North Korea perhaps) comes out on top.

    I wish grass pollen did not exist.
     
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  23. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    Granted, but bark pollen exists instead.


    I wish Lucas’s sequel trilogy would be adapted.
     
  24. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    Granted, but it’s adapted into a series of TikTok dance challenges.

    I wish I had an in-house masseuse.
     
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  25. Sarge

    Sarge 3x Wacky Wednesday winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Your in-house masseuse is a heavy breather who is constantly eating garlic and onions.

    I wish I had a real lightsaber.
     
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