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Buff, NY Corrupted Wish Thread

Discussion in 'Buffalo, NY' started by JediKnightWannaBe, Jul 20, 2005.

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  1. JediKnightWannaBe

    JediKnightWannaBe Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Okay for those who didn't see the explianation in the other thread this is how it works. You grant the wish in the post previous to yours but with a twist then you wish for something.
    Something like this:
    POST 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

    Post 2: Granted, but you are sentenced to 20 years in prison for embezzlement.

    I wish I 6 feet tall.

    Post 3: Granted but you have no legs below your knees.

    I wish drove a BMW.

    etc...etc....etc....

    Okay so here's the first wish:

    I wish I had a Darth Vader costume. :p
     
  2. jedijason8080

    jedijason8080 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Granted but your voice sounds like Mickey mouse.

    I wish i could have x-ray vision.
     
  3. poisoncow

    poisoncow Jedi Youngling star 1

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    You could have xray vision, but you cannot see in any other way. So youre horribly far sighted.

    I wish i was omnipotent.
     
  4. jedijason8080

    jedijason8080 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    But you would have to plug your self in to an outlet. And there is no batteries so you could only walk a few feet.

    I wish i could fly like superman.
     
  5. BobaChris12

    BobaChris12 Former RSA star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You can, but you are afraid of heights.


    I wish for unlimited wishes.
     
  6. jedijason8080

    jedijason8080 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    you could but everytime you use a wish a family member passes away.

    I wish for world peace.
     
  7. BobaChris12

    BobaChris12 Former RSA star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You get world peace, but you smell really bad.

    I wish I could be an astronaut.
     
  8. JediKnightWannaBe

    JediKnightWannaBe Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Granted, but you puke in your helmut during launch.

    I wish I could tell my boss to shove it!
     
  9. BobaChris12

    BobaChris12 Former RSA star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Granted, but I can't mention where he would do so.[face_shhh]

    I wish I drove a brand new jet black H2.
     
  10. JediKnightWannaBe

    JediKnightWannaBe Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Granted, but now you have to fill it with gas. :D :p

    I wish I had more hair on my head.
     
  11. Darth_Snappahead

    Darth_Snappahead Jedi Knight star 5

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    Granted, but you start chemotherapy tomorrow.

    I wish I was allowed to say "crap" on this board like everyone else!
     
  12. BobaChris12

    BobaChris12 Former RSA star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  13. longbino

    longbino Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I wish I played in the NFL.
     
  14. jedijason8080

    jedijason8080 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You could but you would have to be steve christy.

    I wish i was buff.
     
  15. starwarsarmboy

    starwarsarmboy Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 9, 2002
    So you can hold yourself up in the shower?

    I wish for the cure for cancer.
     
  16. jedijason8080

    jedijason8080 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ^^^someone tell him how to play the game^^^
     
  17. BigDanLevitan

    BigDanLevitan Jedi Master star 5

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    granted, but you're a quadrapalegic ---sorry my spelling isnt that good!

    i wish i was sucessful actor
     
  18. Darth_Snappahead

    Darth_Snappahead Jedi Knight star 5

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    Granted, but its in gay porn.

    I wish I could be invisible at will.
     
  19. Dark_but_Chic

    Dark_but_Chic Jedi Youngling star 2

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    granted, but people still know youre around because you cant stop talking.

    I wish mom and dad let the school skip me up a grade when they wanted to.
     
  20. poisoncow

    poisoncow Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Granted, but its granted because your principle slaughtered your parents

    I wish i could coke into pepsi
     
  21. Solo42986

    Solo42986 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I assume that's, "turn coke into pepsi?"

    Granted, but now it's all pepsi one.


    I wish I didn't have to work customer service.
     
  22. Dark_but_Chic

    Dark_but_Chic Jedi Youngling star 2

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    granted, but now you have to work Newb Service.

    I wish I could get hired as a barista somewhere.
     
  23. Darth_Snappahead

    Darth_Snappahead Jedi Knight star 5

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    Granted, but but you call in sick twice and get fired.

    I wish I had a harem.
     
  24. Dark_but_Chic

    Dark_but_Chic Jedi Youngling star 2

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    lol.

    granted, but it gets blown up.


    I wish I could drive.
     
  25. Solo42986

    Solo42986 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You get to drive, but it's a big wheel.

    I wish I could do magic (I'm on a HP fix, so sue me :-B)
     
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