Buff, NY Corrupted Wish Thread

Granted, butt I hear Marty packs just fine on his own! <<snap>>


I wish my kids have a good time in Florida next week! I also wish I have a better time while they are gone!!!

 

Granted for both but then you find out the vacation gets cancelled and they have to come home early.

I wish my boyfriend would feel better already!!!

 

Granted, but then you get what he had.

I wish I had enough money to pay for central air conditioning.

 

granted, but then it breaks down and needs to be preofessionally repaired.

I wish work would transfer me closer to home.

 

Granted, but then you end up with the boss from %*$#% and have to quit.

I hope I get a new boss who is great.

 

Granted, but your new boss is me! WOOHOO!

I wish I had 20/20 vision without any corrective lenses.

 

Granted, but the eye surgery goes horribly wrong and you are now known as "Fish Eyes"

I wish Shawn Bob wasn't a water head.

 

Granted, but you find out that he's really 'The Guy' in disguise.

I wish I had more days off and still got paid.

 

Granted, just go punch in and leave.

I wish Elaine`s future job search goes well.

 

Granted - I just got called for an interview.

I wish we had more appearances like the Library gig.

 

{Granting my own wish} - But I keep having dreams about being chased by little people.

I wish I wasn't playing this game by myself.

 

Granted.... but now it's just gonna be us playing it.....

I wish I didn't have to get 2 shots at the doctor's today....

 

Granted, but now you'll have to get 12 shots today

I wish I had more time to get the things I want and need to get done.

 

Granted, sleep is now removed from your schedule.

I wish my basement would stop leaking.

 

Granted, you teach it how to use the potty.

I wish Jeff wasn't such a tool.

 

Granted, now YOU`RE a tool instead.

I wish Jay wasn`t such a tool.

 

Granted, but now your wives become the tools.

I wish we didn't talk about tools so much and just build something.

 

Granted but now you can't scream in pain as you slice off your arm with a band saw.

I wish I had gone to college when I was younger.

 

Granted, but now all you do is work to pay off the loans.

I wish we remembered to play this game more often.

 

Granted, but after posting each person flys off into the sunset...if you know what I mean.

I wish I knew what that means.

 

Granted. I think it means something about what happens when you eat too many burritos and fly off into the sunset...backwards...

I wish that didn't give me such a horrible mental image.

 

Granted, you get hit in the head by someone who just flew backwards and hit you on the head..you forget everything.

I wish you didn't have to re-meet everybody you just forgot.

 

Granted, that's why we all try to get together once a month.

I wish everyone knew that.

 

Granted, but everyone forgets where the meetings are.

I wish there was free money.

 

Free money...granted.

I wish I could remember where the free money is located.