Buff, NY Corrupted Wish Thread

Granted, but you end up with The Guy...enough said.

I wish someone would shut off the AC in the office today!

 

Granted, I`ll be right over. I just gotta stop at Mighty Taco first

I wish sleep wasn`t necessary

 

Granted. We can attach the eye openers like Clockwork Orange and you'll be all set. Instead of eye drops, we could use hot sauce.

I wish it would get warmer in here without any odd odors!

 

Granted, but the purple fog makes it really hard to see where you're going.

I wish more people were around on the forums early in the AM

 

Granted, but it`s me. AHHHHH HAHAHAHAAAAA

I wish my son would get ready for school without needing to be told.

 

Granted, but he goes commando and gets suspended when the Principal finds out.

Why are the boards so slow today?

 

Granted....

I wish we could all stop getting these two threads mixed up.

 

Lol!

Granted .... for today.

I wish I'd stop getting sick randomly at night. -___- (darn sleepiness)

 

Granted...now you randomly get sick during the day.

I wish I could get a Wii.

 

Granted, but it's a wee wee Wii and you need elves to push the buttons.

I wish I had more time to play on the boards in the morning.

 

Granted, but now it's a job and no longer fun.

I wish the work day was over already.