Cruel footie and the proclaimers of daft advise.

This weekend I was spanked by the God of football, the Deity of daft advise also stuck his "OAR" in. Not 1 score at the weekend right! cheers TC & AZ.

Help is required, nay needed. Any suggestions welcome, it HAS to be an improvment.

 

A spanking is always welcome though...

Post the fixtures and I'll offer my 'expert' advice...

 

"A Spank a day keeps the Doctor away" Well thats what I was always told.

I'll get the fixtures up soonish, though going by current form I may have more luck giving them to a chimp of less then average IQ.

 

Do it yourself then...

 

OOOOOOOOH, unfortunatly being the chimp of below average IQ I've already used that option. Nature is a cruel mistress.

 

Sorry, but you should know better then to take advice from me on football scores whilst sober.

 

LOL

//hands Monkey a comedy handbag for better effect next time he goes 'Ooooooh'

Arsenal v Tottenham - 1-1

Birmingham v Fulham - 1-2

Blackburn v Everton - 2-2

Chelsea v Middlesbrough - 3-1

Leeds v Bolton - 3-0

Liverpool v Sunderland - 3-0

Man City v Charlton - 3-1

Newcastle v Southampton - 2-0

West Brom v Aston Villa - 1-1

 

Arsenal v Tottenham - 2-2

Birmingham v Fulham - 1-1

Blackburn v Everton - 1-2

Chelsea v Middlesbrough - 0-18

Leeds v Bolton - 2-0

Liverpool v Sunderland - 2-2

Man City v Charlton - 0-1

Newcastle v Southampton - 4-0

West Brom v Aston Villa - 1-1

 

Arsenal v Tottenham - 2-2

Birmingham v Fulham - 1-0

Blackburn v Everton - 1-1

Chelsea v Middlesbrough - 0-2

Leeds v Bolton - 0-0

Liverpool v Sunderland - 1-2

Man City v Charlton - 1-1

Newcastle v Southampton - 2-1

West Brom v Aston Villa - 1-2

 

Too right TC, a few beers is a must tonight to contemplate this. Definatly got the Boro score spot on.

 

true, true.

VERTY true.

Hell - today has been HARD WORK.

typical example.
- explain to director what the issue is and why it is not an issue at all.
- director is like 'yay' - very cool.
- 2 seconds later direcot forgets everything said to her and thinks there is an issue again.
- explain again

and repeat

 

Sounds like he's caught in a loop, lift him 6 inches off the ground and drop him. If that doesn't fix it the polatiry on his flux capicator needs reversing.

 

Arsenal v Tottenham - 3-1

Birmingham v Fulham - 1-1

Blackburn v Everton - 1-2

Chelsea v Middlesbrough - 0-8

Leeds v Bolton - 2-0

Liverpool v Sunderland - 9-0

Man City v Charlton - 1-1

Newcastle v Southampton - 2-1

West Brom v Aston Villa - 0-0

 

Intresting scores Boba, but come on Boro only scoring in single figures! Are you Mad, Southgates on a run! I see a couple of Hat-tricks for him alone.

 

//ignores heathens

 

I hear Middlesbrough are trying to buy Chiesé as a new striker to replace Boksic.

Then they could have Maccaroni and Chiesé up front for them.



BOOOOOOOM BOOOOOM



{I made that up all by myself!}

 

Yes... you...can ...tell...

 

BANG.............SPLAT

//the sounds of Monkey brains hitting wall.

 

right - that's it.

I'm heading to meet monkey, Mandingo and a cold pint of Feltham's flattest, most watered down lager

 

Yes, what a treat. I can almost feel the bile rising up my throat.

 

Haha Az

well I do hate Chelsea, thats why they deserve to be beaten

 

shut it, maggot.

 

Thats Baron Von Iron Maggot to you

 

//plots to overthrow the Baron