Social Dagobah Mud Hut - Like the CCC, but for those who like Yoda-Speak

Here, I am. Up, what is, my pals?

 

Learning to play guitar, I am.

 

Relaxing, I am.

 

Standing mysteriously in the corner I am.

 

Leaves the Hut, go outside by the bog, to feed the dianoga I will.

 

Weary, I am. Sleep I must.

 

Staring at two pigeons I am. Know I am here they do not.

 

Delightfull the mind of a pigeon is.

 

Find a way, life does.-Malcom Ian

 

Watching Jurassic Park, have you been?

 

Memorized it, I have.

 

Seen it 2 or 3 times, I have. Always jump I do, when jump out the velociraptor does, even though expect it I do. Seen Jurassic World and Fallen Kingdom I also have. Enjoy watching Jurassic Park I do, but not as much as Star Wars.

 

A long statement, that was.

 

Brevity, a pipe dream it is.

 

Raptors, grave danger they are.

 

True this is. Eat your face they will.

But that a crunchy rodent could be such a good actor, who knew?

 

@Cowgirl Jedi 1701
Blue (raptor), stew she will turn you to.

 

Chris Pratt. Say it out loud, you must, then understand my joke you will.

 

@Cowgirl Jedi 1701 Confused, I am. No not the Guardian plan.

 

a new cantina there is. curious am I

 

Chris Pratt. Crisp Rat. To read this post or loud, I dare you. Wager I will that unhear it you cannot.

 

Chris Pratt, “Street Rat”, know not that.

 

But get the joke now, do you?