Darth_H has entered the building!

Hello and welcome to the boards Darth_H!

I see you've already met the scum....i mean other regular posters here.

Hope you enjoy it here.

**Explodes**

 

*Quickly writes 'Return to sender.' On package and throws it at a passing Postman.*

Isn't the Royal Mail grand?



Edit: *Wipes off smoking pieces of exploded Yoshee.*

Yuck!

 

Livi, I think you're right... and he tasted horribly! I think I will keep to my fledglings and other sweet people I know...

 

*Wipes off smoking pieces of exploded Yoshee.*

Sorry about that D_H, it happens alot round here.

 

You soon learn to but the right kind of protective clothing.

*swirls evil black cloak and laughs manically*

 

*sniggers are heard from the 'secret location'

*opens door and looks at bits of Yosh all over the place*

oooerr... this new one learns fast UKD we need to outsmart him

 

Nic, your a northern,, smart aint in your vocab!

 

Aye lass. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart me.




Oi! I'm a Northerner too. I can still blow you up into even tinier pieces you know?

*Kicks at crawling pieces of lip on the floor that uttered the slander.*

Just watch yourself laddie.

And the same goes for you little lady.

 

B'out 10 o'clock should do it...

 

@ Yosh... just because you can't outwit a tortoise on a cold day

@ H... watch Yosh... he's a filthy Southerner

 

I love you Northerns really....really i do! Hell, even my ex is a Northern!

 

You love us Northerns LITERALLY

You can't do without us

 

Looks like I'm a little late heheh

Hiya Darth_H

 

Ahhhh but better late than never jpl!

 

Yes welcome late comers. Welcome one and all!

Even you filthy Southerners.

Sorry G'uvnor, no offense like, apples 'n pears, apples 'n pears!





Edit: Right people I'm off out now, so I'll speak to you all again soon.

What a friendly bunch.

See ya.



*Scarpers out of trapdoor round back before Southerner backlash begins.*

 

Going out????

What's that then???? Never heard of...out, before

 

It must be that weird place people keep talking about. You know, with those things...er, what are they? Oh yeah, trees.

 

Hmmmm sounds like Orc mischief to me hehehehe

 

Witchcraft and sorcery I say! Witchcraft!

 

Looks like the newbie fits in well here!

G'day!

As one might suspect from my greeting, I'm an Aussie, I'm here because well, I can be!

Plus I have plans to invade in the future, but don't tell anyone that!

 

Hey, messicat... you can't invade them, that's MY plan! [face_shocked]

 

Its good to see we're not putting on an act for Darth_H!!

London FFUK = Royston Vassey

You'll never leave!!

I is Manchester born and bred... hang on MacDaddy... what do you mean 'watch' me?! I'm the board Virgin Mary me [face_angelic] just because you can't turn me into one of YOUR kind you filthy filth mongerer






Oh you were being serious!! Well you can't fault me for trying!

Yeah, Darth MacDaddy. I think you're right. We've gotta watch this one.

Told you Darth_H, you see how I look after you! Just remember - take no ****!!

 

Why can't we both invade?

I mean visit...



Look, I won't tell anyone if you don't.

 

Don't worry you two. You can both invade if you like. It's no skin off our nose.

These fair shores have repeled invaders before, and they'll repel them again.

It's mostly due to the sewage that washes up on the beaches. It usually puts the invaders right off, and they turn tail and head home.

Ingenious defenses really.

 

Well, actually, I usually arrive by aircraft. So I don't really care about the shores...

*goes to prepare her x-wing*