Title: I BLURT FOR MY PROUD IMPERIAL FANS, BROUGHT TO YOU BY SPIN Author: Ewok Poet Genre: Humour, absolute nonsense, historical revisionism Characters: The ANGRY MACE™ mascot Timeframe: From around Yavin to around Endor Rating: G Length: Twelve entries, I get it? Maybe more, since I plan for the first couple to be short, in order to catch up. Summary: Spin, the Corporate Sector-based conglomerate, decided to further spread Imperial propaganda and get more credits while at it. For this purpose, they picked the mascot of their most successful product line: ANGRY MACE™. A/N: If you have not heard of this anomaly of a character and an inside joke on this board, you're new, so...jump in? The character of ANGRY MACE™ was created in July 2016, by yours truly and @Raissa Baiard, a great writer and great friend. We read a story elsewhere where Mace Windu could not suistain his anger and acted 3294556% out of character and that's how it happened. And after that...there came the following: Raissa Baiard Loses Them All! Juicy Blabber Exclusive by Yilda Lami Kylo vs. the Ghosts of Snark! This set of drabbles This award skit in 2017 Get It While it's Hoth! This award skit in 2018 A good deal of this fanon post So, now you get an idea of what this is about and, if you're sane, you should get the heck out of here. I mean it. If not...well, I GIVE YOU A KRIFFIN' WELCOME TO THE ONLY RIGHT MACE THAT EVER EXISTED. For the sake of keeping things easier to read - Mace won't be writing in ALL CAPS, like he normally does. But the title remains that way.