I have seen your wonderful country and it is truly spectacular. Your people are friendly. Your beer is good. Even most of the entertainers you send us are a joy to listen too. Even Celine Dion, most Americans are not big on her but we still enjoy her music and her fighting spirit. But unfortunately, you sent us one of your countrymen that is a problem for us. His name is Ted Cruz. He has succeeded in making us look like total idiots because we can't get our house in order. In fact he has stated all of America doesn't like Obamacare. That could be further from the truth. We just want a functioning gov't and your Canadian patriot has succeeded in screwing our country back to the stone age. So we ask that you take Ted Cruz back. Invite him to a party or something. Anything to get him north of the border. After that we are not letting him back into the country. Please take him back. We don't care what you do with him. Put him in charge of Quebec or some other province. Just please take him back. Listen we will pay you millions of dollars and won't complain if you send another Dave Coliour or another Celine Dion. We will even beat the crap out of the South Park guys for making fun of you.