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Saga Dear Master, Dear Padawan- The Truth Behind Anakin's Fall, humor, updated 8/3

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by VaderLVR64, Feb 24, 2005.

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  1. pregnantpadme

    pregnantpadme Jedi Master star 4

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    Blah, blah, blah
    OK...this made me laugh because I can totally picture Hayden Christensen doing that

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    It?s the same old song and dance (and you can?t do either)
    ROTFLMAO
    Moulin Rouge!
     
  2. dianethx

    dianethx Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    LOL on the Annie/Obi debate... and the discussions about arrogance were really cute.

    Keep it up!
     
  3. NenYim

    NenYim Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] This is great!
     
  4. AnakinsHeir

    AnakinsHeir Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [face_laugh]

    Ah yes, Annie. I can understand why Anakin doesn't particularly want to be called that. Can you imagine trying to command troops when some wiseguy in the back simpers "Yes, sir, Commander Annie!"
     
  5. annonymoose

    annonymoose Jedi Youngling

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    Didn't read the 'potential spolier' ones, but the rest are just downright hilarious. You have officially won the 'one of the best writers on the boards' award in my books. I mean, you really already had it, but this one solidified it!
     
  6. Kynstar

    Kynstar Jedi Knight star 5

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    I so can actually see them saying those things to each other! [face_laugh] Hayden and Ewan would juz bust out laughing if they read this, cuz I bet they'd get a kick out of this! This is great! Loved the ole 'snappy dresser' and 'I do tall, dark, and dangerous better than anyone else.' ROTFL! Soooo Anakin indeed!

    Great job!! :D
     
  7. VadersMistress

    VadersMistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    [face_laugh] Oh yeah, I can see Hayden and Ewan saying these things! [face_laugh]
     
  8. Layren

    Layren Jedi Master star 5

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    [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh]

    Kimberley that was hilarious! Still here reading ;) After a tough day I really needed that laugh -- thanks!!
     
  9. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    the letters are getting more and more ugly each round

    more
     
  10. Thrawn McEwok

    Thrawn McEwok Co-Author: Essential Guide to Warfare star 6 VIP

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    VaderLVR64: this is great!! :D [face_laugh] =D= :D :cool:

    - The Imperial Ewok
     
  11. Idrelle_Miocovani

    Idrelle_Miocovani Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  12. mixza

    mixza Jedi Padawan star 4

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    And if Dooku?s any sort of example, the Sith are old and not very attractive. Women prefer their heroes young and dashing. Okay, he?s a snappy dresser, I?ll give him that. But still, I do tall, dark, and dangerous better than anyone else.

    LOL! True, and true. And no one sports black leather like our Anakin!
     
  13. Gina

    Gina Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    But still, I do tall, dark, and dangerous better than anyone else.

    I'll agree with that. =P~

     
  14. Kazzy

    Kazzy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL, VaderLVR, that was funny. They are so snarky with each other. LOL. I love it!
     
  15. VaderLVR64

    VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    BrokenNoseOfQui-Gon Thanks! And we all have to admit that he's got dark and dangerous down pat!

    pregnantpadme Me, too! I imagine that Anakin did a lot of that behind Obi-Wan's back.

    dianethx Here's a bit more and thank you for reading.

    NemYim Thank you! :D

    AnakinsHeir It's not nearly as impressive as Lord Vader, is it?

    annonymoose I hope you'll check back in after you see the movie!

    Kynstar Aw, thank you! :)

    VadersMistress I could too, which is scary.

    Layren Hope your days get better.

    JediFalcon Yeah, they're getting on each other's nerves a bit, aren't they? :D

    Thrawn McEwok Thank you!

    Idrelle_Miocovani I'm glad you like it.

    mixza Oh yeah! =P~

    Gina We've discussed that more than once, haven't we?

    Kazzy Yes, they are, and I think it's gonna get worse! :D


    Potential spoilers in this post. I don't think it would be anything major but I don't want to ruin it for anyone this close to the big day!










    [b]Dear Anakin,

    I see that even the Chosen One maintains a healthy respect for Master Windu. Will wonders never cease? Congratulations my boy, you just might grow up yet. If you don?t get yourself killed, that is.

    If I am holding you back, Anakin, it is only to keep you from rushing headlong into disaster. You have a rare talent for it, from what I have seen. Promise me please that you?ll never reproduce. I?m not quite sure that the galaxy could take it.

    I have gotten word that we will soon be reunited and fighting side by side once again. I must say that I look forward to it very much. However, I would like to stop being considered the ?bait? whenever we are formulating a trap.

    Your Friend and Former Master,

    Obi-Wan[/b]



    [i]Dear Master Obi-Wan,

    I only make you the bait because you?re always so far behind me. Getting old? I am quite sure I saw a bit of gray in your hair the last time I saw you.

    Anakin[/i]



    [b]Dear Anakin,

    Any gray that is there is solely because of you. Raising you has been quite? I shall just say interesting and leave it at that.

    I saw Senator Amidala today. I must say, she?s beginning to let herself go. She looks positively Hutt-like. Or perhaps it is her choice of clothing. Nevertheless, you might want to consider picking her up a pretty little something from Alderaan. Perhaps something in white? Maybe she?s just feeling a bit lonely and is consoling herself with a pint or five of Zen & Qarry?s.

    The Chancellor inquired about you the last time I met with him. He?s quite an odd bird, don?t you think? I feel somewhat ?fuzzy? around him, as if a shroud has been lowered around me.

    Silly, isn?t it? Ah well, I must be getting as old as you think I am.

    Look forward to seeing you soon.

    Master Obi-Wan[/b]




    [i] Dear Master Obi-Wan,

    I would greatly appreciate it if you didn?t put my wife?s name and Hutt-like in the same sentence. I?m sure she?s just stress eating. After all, she?s married to most famous hero in the galaxy and can?t even brag about it. Poor thing! No wonder she?s blue. And well, a bit grumpy I must admit.

    Her last transmission was a tad demanding. She screeched about wanting chocolate covered slugs from Kuros 9! Gods! Who can stand to eat those things?

    Women! I?ll never figure them out.

    Anakin

    P.S. Our anniversary is coming up and I was wondering if you thought a gym membership would be a good gift for her? Just wondering? I mean I wouldn?t say she was anything approaching Hutt proportions, but she was looking a little uh - I think the word is ?bloated.?[/i]



    [b] Dear Anakin,

    Do not, I repeat DO NOT purchase a gymnasium membership for her. I don?t know much about the female of the species but I know enough to know that that is a very, very bad idea.

    Master Obi-Wan[/b]



    [i]Dear Master,

    I have a bad feeling about this. It?s too late. I already bought it and sent it to her. I had to gamble for hours to get enough credits f
     
  16. Kynstar

    Kynstar Jedi Knight star 5

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    Ulcers are for old men. Congratulations, Master Geriatric.

    and

    However, I will add that one needed no special powers of observation to notice where your hand was on the senator?s person. All you need is for a media crew to get one good look at that and your secret will be a galactic scandal. And I might add that fondling your wife in public showed poor taste.

    And must I remind you to fasten your tunic before you show up at the Temple? Also, please heal any ?marks? that your lovely wife may have left behind. The Council is starting to get suspicious.


    Oh my those two cracked me up!!! [face_laugh] Great job!!! I truly needed that laugh after today's stressful work!
     
  17. AnakinsHeir

    AnakinsHeir Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Dear Anakin,

    Do not, I repeat DO NOT purchase a gymnasium membership for her. I don?t know much about the female of the species but I know enough to know that that is a very, very bad idea.

    Master Obi-Wan



    Dear Master,

    I have a bad feeling about this. It?s too late. I already bought it and sent it to her. I had to gamble for hours to get enough credits for it, too. What a waste!

    Anakin



    At least Obi-Wan knew it was a bad idea! [face_laugh] MORE! Will you be writing letters for them post ROTS?

     
  18. Gina

    Gina Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A gym membership?! Oh, Anakin, you still have a lot to learn. lol

    However, I will add that one needed no special powers of observation to notice where your hand was on the senator?s person. All you need is for a media crew to get one good look at that and your secret will be a galactic scandal. And I might add that fondling your wife in public showed poor taste.

    And must I remind you to fasten your tunic before you show up at the Temple? Also, please heal any ?marks? that your lovely wife may have left behind. The Council is starting to get suspicious.


    ROTFL!

    This story never fails to make me smile! And laugh - a lot! :D



     
  19. JediMasterRev

    JediMasterRev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This was completely hysterical. I couldn't stop laughing throughout this entire post. Poor Ani, he still has a lot to learn about women. Also loved Obi-Wan's commments about him healing himself before arriving at the temple. This is absolutely wonderful. Hope to see more soon!
     
  20. Jedi_Tigris

    Jedi_Tigris Jedi Knight star 4

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    [face_laugh] ROTFL! Anakin really does still have much to learn! Thanks, this lightened up my day!
     
  21. Darth_Skywalker2

    Darth_Skywalker2 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I love this! :)
     
  22. Princess_Arulmozhi

    Princess_Arulmozhi Jedi Master star 4

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    LOL...that was hilarious (as if you didn't know :D ). Poor Anakin - with bits of shoe - and Obi-Wan warning him about gym memberships. For someone who says he doesn't know much about females, he knows a little too much.[face_laugh]

    Keep up the great work!
     
  23. Jedi_Linewalker

    Jedi_Linewalker Jedi Master star 2

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    *laughs* I'm not going to even bother quoting this thing because I'd just be reposting it. Its outrageously funny and I love every snippy jibe of it. *laughs* Look forward to more
     
  24. Kazzy

    Kazzy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Anakin deserved every bit of that shoe. LOL. A gym membership! I wouldn't be impressed either. I notice Obi-Wan didn't pick up on the comments that Padme would be losing the weight again soon! LOL.

    Obi-Wan and Anakin remind me of a pair of sisters, but I don't think they'd be all that impressed to know it.

    Fantastic! :D
     
  25. Bekah_K

    Bekah_K Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL! [face_laugh] Wonderful! Love the bantering between them and the snide remarks! :D As stated by everyone else, Anakin does indeed have a lot to learn where his wife is concerned! :p

    I needed this this morning, I'm glad I stopped in! :)

    More soon?! [face_praying]
     
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