Evan, IN ~December 28th Book Club/Life Day Party~

I am NOT a Hobbit! I happen to be a very tall Dwarf.

 

Sorry for the late notice, but something's come up and I won't be able to make it.

 

Well the Acropolis meeting was indeed a great time!

As promised here is the synopsis of the third novel in the Legacy Of The Force series...

Tempest-

This installment has Han and Leia learning of a possible coup against Hapan Queen Tenel Ka and her mysterious daughter Allana. Han and Leia attempt to stop the coup only to get caught up into the sinister plan. As a result Han and Leia are labeled as Galactic Alliance fugitives. Meanwhile Jacen Solo is in command of a Star Destroyer under the ownership of the Galactic Alliance Guard. This Star Destroyer is named after Anakin Solo. Han and Jaina Solo do not react well to that bit of news. As the leader of GAG Jacen leads the hunt for Han and Leia. Jacen's firepower may have rendered the Falcon useless and nearly kills his parents. Other sub-plots involve the return of the prequel era bounty hunter named Aurra Sing and a Jagged Fel in exile. Young Ben Skywalker is trying to understand the complexities of politics and law enforcement. Young Ben nearly kills Jedi Knight Zekk in the process. Luke and Mara confront Lumiya and the crippled Twilek named Alema (a.k.a. the Crazy Bugslut) in a long awaited showdown. Luke suffers the loss of his mechanical hand during the lightsaber versus lightwhip fight. Lumiya may or may not be dead. Alema learns that Jacen is a Sith apprentice.

 

How about a recap of the meeting itself? I'm interested to know what all went on. I hope someone picked up my slack and told a fair number of "Adam is bald" jokes...

 

Aw Shyte! Sorry folks I thought the meeting was TONITE! Frak! I wanted to hang with some geeks for a bit.

 

Sorry folks the Tempest synopsis will be relocated to LOTF Discussion.

Attending the Acropolis meeting were-

1.Stacky the Santa-Hobbit Thing

2.Stacky's Amazing Spewing Girlfriend of Doom

3.Mik-El of the Zod-Rod Cult

4.Collectors Club Dude of "Hey-Where-Is-Everybody"

5.Collector Club Dude's Wife of Infinite Patience With Said Collectors Club Dude

6.B-ton Blooper Trooper that Licks His Super-Cool Lap-Top

7.Agent Sith's Book Club XO (that would be me bub)

I think three of the seven people in this meeting read the book-of-honor titled Legacy Of The Force Book 3: Tempest.

The highlight of the meeting was Stacky's Girlfriend bombarding Mik-El with her metal dissolving saliva. I must say it was the best spewing action I've seen since that sequence from Jurassic Park in which the greedy fat guy meets the dinosaur clone that spits acid! Great fun and perfect timing! (standing ovation)

Other wunderfool moments included B-ton Blooper Trooper and Stacky impersonating Krauts being tortured with thumbscrews to the nads.

In conclusion we all were in agreement that meetings at a fancy food joint rawks!

 

In my own defense, it was COMPLETELY accidental!!!

Unfortunately, there was no 'Adam is bald'. Sorry, blame it on my spewing.

 

Shame on you! You know the rule: we must collectively chide Adam at every opportunity, lest he he forget his place.

 

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That's all I have to say as to why there was no 'merry christmas you redheaded albino ************'

 

It was good times, good times

 

What's this about me?!?!

 

Happy yule you other redheaded albino ************

I had a black witch in your honour

 

Awww... bless your heart Stacky *hugs* Thank you