Den pistevo na min to eidate afto?

Pote vgike afto pali?

 

He's f'ing with you, my friend.
Alla plaka stin plaka ena Space Balls 2 to goustara na vgei tora.

 

Magepses re pousti mou!!!

 

Ti esti Spaceballs, re paidia..??
Parodia sw mipos??

 

Nai, tou Mel Brooks. Vgike kapou to 1986 kai parodouse SW, Star Trek, ligo Alien. Den itan k toso kali, apl exei to onoma tou Brooks k exei parei psilomithikes diastaseis (par'olo pou o Dark Helmet itan theos). Prosopika pistevo oti mporeis na vgaleis poli perissotero gelio apo tin Eksalogia, apo oti evgale o Brooks...

 

O Brooks oti gelio itan na bgalei to ebgale sto Frankenstein Junior kai sto Akrws Trelo kai Aporrito.

 

Mi ksexnas kai to Mpotes, spirounia klp

 

1on) An ennoeis to Akros Trelo k Aporrito aka Top Secret me ton Val Kilmer den einai tou Brooks. Einai ton Jim Abrahams k David Zucker (Treles Sfaires skinika).

2on)Diafono katheta. Ta Robin Hood Men in Tights kai to Dracula Dead and Loving It ta ksexnas i tolmas na mi sou aresan???
K apo tis ligotero gnostes, to High Anxiety pou satirizei tainies tou Hitchcock, to Blazing Saddles aka Mpotes Spirounia k Kaftes Seles (ligotero gnosti tora, alla gia tin epoxi tis itan to Frankenstein Jr no2 apo plevras epitixias), tis exeis akousta? I to ergo "To Be or not to Be" pou den itan parodia, alla itan mia poli kalogrammeni komodia stirizomeni se atakes, gia ton B Pagkosmio Polemo?
Sorry an akougomai apotomos, alla o Brooks einai megali agapi, apo tous protous skinothetes/komikous pou anakalipsa, kai terastio talento, poli pio megalo apo apla to Frankenstein Jr kai mia tainia pou den ekane.

 

Den einai tou Brooks? Damn, I must be losing it in my old age! I love it when you get mad though honey...

 

Yannaki, efcharisto katarchin gia to Spaceballs. Den tin echo di tin tainia, alla tha ithela omos, etsi apo periergia [tha tin vro arage sta club?]. Tora gia ton Brooks pou les, i alithia ine oti then echo di polles tainies tou para mono ton Frankenstein [ki afto otan imoun pitsiriki] kai tous Iroes me ta kolan. Echo diavasi, oti ipirxe kapia epochi korifeos sto idos tou, alla meta archise na pefti...Ki tin ptosi tou afti tin diapistosa ki ego ston Robin...Mou fanike entelos m@l@kia i tainia kai ta astia tou ta vrika akros trela kai...krya! Vevea, gousta ine afta...Pantos poli pio poli gelao kai diaskedazo me allou idous tainies [opos sofa ipes ki esi gia ta Star Wars vs Spaceballs] p.x. Indiana Jones, Back to the future klp para me tetiou idous sachles parodies.

 

Saxli parwdia to Men In Tights?????
Menw anavdos. Egw re paidia afti tin tainia tin goustarw APISTEFTA!!!!

 

Gousta ine afta...

 

An k proskino tapeina to Men in Tights, exei dikio o Evastar. Gousta einai afta. To mono sto opoio diafono einai to "saxli" i "aisxri", dioti afto sinithos parapempei se pragmata pou exoun na kanoun me humor stirizomeno se sex, kati pou o Brooks oudepote ekane. Katalavaino to "astoxi" i to "apotiximeno humor", alla de tha etheta tis komodies tou Brooks saxles i aisxres. Tespa, kollame se texnikous orous, optoe den exei noima.

 

Apo tainies tou Brooks ksexorizo to Hot saddles kai men in tights. To son of frankenstein den to exo dei.

 

To mono sto opoio diafono einai to "saxli" i "aisxri", dioti afto sinithos parapempei se pragmata pou exoun na kanoun me humor stirizomeno se sex, kati pou o Brooks oudepote ekane. Katalavaino to "astoxi" i to "apotiximeno humor", alla de tha etheta tis komodies tou Brooks saxles i aisxres. Tespa, kollame se texnikous orous, optoe den exei noima.

Kopse epitelous afto to sinithio sou na kollas stin kathe lexi, Yanni mou!! Mou thimises tora ton Sam Gerard sto Fugitive, pou kollise me to "hinky" pou petaxe o allos kai ta pire sto kranio o Sam! ...Sovara tora, katholou den ennoousa me to charaktirismo "sachli", eschri. Giati eschri simeni ontos afto pou ipes, alla de miazi me to sachli, to opoio an koitaxis se kana lexiko me sinonima, tha sou vgali "anostos, gliothis, kryoblastros, sachlamaras" dld afto akrivos pou ithela na po: Oti to humor tou to vrisko poli kryo kai anosto, alla kyrios to vrisko chazo [sorry pou sas thigo to ergaki, alla ti na kano, afou etsi mou fanike?... ]. Den xero, bori na ftei ki ilikia... Oso megalono, echo idieteres protimisis stis tainies pou mou fernoun gelio.An kai tora pou to skeftome, to ergo to icha di...pro amnimoneftou...Les na to xanado tora kai na m'aresi??

 

Exeis ontos dikio. Ara akiri to apo pano post/sxolio mou.
Oso gia to allo... gnomi sou einai, de nomizo na "ftaiei" kati. Alla isos an to ksanadeis na allakseis gnomi, poios kserei. K ego exo allaksei gnomi exontas dei mia tainia meta apo xronia.

PS: Ara kalitera pou den ekatse na sou steilo to Splatter2, dioti saxlo tha to evriskes. Tetoiou stil einai, alla me akoma pio anorimo/akiro humor. Spoudaia.

 

Egw me tis tainies tou Brooks, aftes pou echw dei, kai oi tesseris stin tileorasi, echw gelasei, ektos ap' to Dracula: Dead and Loving It, pou to vrika apo ligo ews poly floba. Pes poly kalytera. Chali mavro. To Spaceballs, to Men In Tights kai fysika to Young Frankenstein, mou aresan poly, kata afxousa seira. To Men In Tights tin epomeni pou to eida, to noikiasa kai se kasseta na to xanadw!

Kai Gianni, min to les afto. Mi sygrineis to Splatter me tipota allo. Stin periptwsi tou Slatter de milame gia sachlamara pou se xenerwnei, milame gia tetoia sachlamara pou ischeiei to "so bad it's good"! Prepei na to dei kaneis gia na to pistepsei.

(O Sifis eimai, e? De berdeftikate? Wraia... )

 

PROTON:Min to xanapis afto, PLEASE...Xeris poso poli ithela na to do kai poso mou stichise pou then to ida [eno to echoun di kamia 500aria atoma..., afou to echis dixi kai sto panepistimio, etsi den ine?]
DEFTERON: Mi sigrinis to Men in Tights me ti diki sou parodia, giati poli apla...DEN sigrinontai! Allios tha krino ton Brooks pou pai kai vgazi tosa lefta gia na kani mia tainia me x \ y ithopious kai ti dichni pagosmios kai apo ki kai pera tha pari ta scholia pou to axizoun... Giati, alla POTENTIALS echi aftos gia na kani mia tainia ki alla ESI. Esena kai tin tenia sou tha sas krino diaforetika, giati ta echis analavi ola esi, echis vali to pathos sou g'afto pou kanis, echete doulepsi mia parea mazi kai me liga chrimata boreses ki eftiaxes aftin tin tenia. Mia tenia gia ti diki sou\sas ikanopiisi kai tin diaskedasi ton ipolipon. Skepsou, pos gelas me ta home made videakia pou vlepis merikes fores stin TV? Ta vriskis poli kala ki astia, giati ine HOME MADE. Kapos etsi tha do ki ego ti diki sou doulia [tha evlepa, ennoo...]. Kai min to paris arnitika afto, oti kai kala i tainia sou ine toso chalia & prochiri, oso otan kapios travai aplos video, giati ennoite pos then ennoo afto!! Apla ego tha evlepa s'aftin tin tainia poso kopo kai fantasia kai pathos evales [kai valate] kai vgike afto pou vgike [kai pou ime sigouri oti ine iperocho. ]. Tha ti do apo alli point of view...Allios tha krino tin tourta Sacher pou piga kai akrivoplirosa kai itan mia m@l@kia kai misi ki allios tin tourta "tipou Sacher" pou ekane i mama mou.

[se episa tora na mou ti stilis???]

 

1on: Eleos, se katalavame oti eisai o Sifis, mi to grafeis se kathe post.
2on: Dexomai to sxolio tou Sifi gia to Splatter.
3on: Diafono katheta me osa eipes, Evastar. Allo i ilopoiisi k allo oi idees san idees sto xarti, oi opoies exoun koino patima me tis alles parodies. Opote, ta eidi asteion einai omoia. Sinepos, paketo. Kai telos, oxi, den me epsises na sta steilo, sorry.

 

O gianakin kollise to epeixiramitiko mikrovio apo ton theio kai perimenei na tis vgalei se retail versions gia na tis agorasoume, na porwthoume kai meta na vgalei kai ta protwtypa gia na ta agorasoume se kanena paketo pou tha mas anagazei na agorasoume kai tis retail ekdoseis

 

3on: Diafono katheta me osa eipes, Evastar. Allo i ilopoiisi k allo oi idees san idees sto xarti, oi opoies exoun koino patima me tis alles parodies. Opote, ta eidi asteion einai omoia. Sinepos, paketo. Kai telos, oxi, den me epsises na sta steilo, sorry.

De diafono mazi sou oti i idees ine idies. De nomizo na ipa kati tetio, Gianakin. Ipa aplos oti tha to evlepa apo alli optiki gonia. Bori na prokite gia parodia kai to men kai to the, alla den ine mono afto to monadiko kritirio gia na krino tin tenia sou. Ipa kapou oti den m'aresoun i parodies? Epidi dld the m'aresi to MIT, simeni oti the tha m'aresi kai to Splatter? O Frankestein Jr. mou arese, i stravi piloti mou aresan [i na to po allios, me ekanan kai gelasa]kai me tis Treles Sferes gelasa. Kai na sou po kati telefteo gia tous Iroes me ta kolan: I tenia pou parodousan, mou arese para poli kai otan meta ida tous Iroes, me xenerose entelos pou kathe ma kathe skini tis tenias tin pernouse apo to koskino kai tin evgaze gelia...Me chalase toso poli, pou otan evaza meta na do ton Robin Hood me ton Costner, mou erchontan sto mialo oi gelies skines tou MiT kai apo tote ipa oti den tin xanavlepo ekini ti vlakia (MIT). Parto dld kathara san diko mou kollima me ti sigekrimeni tainia...
Telospanton, ine askopo na diafonoume gia mia tainia, tin opoia DEN echo kan di...Kai mia kai then iparchi periptosi na ti do pote [kai xeris giati], tha kitaxo na vro toulachiston pou ine chomeni kai skonismeni i videokasseta me to Men In Tights, na do mipos kai tora mou aresi...

Lol! Makari na to kane, giati etsi den tha chriazotan na ton parakalao sinechos na mou ti stili...

 

Ok, esto.
A, to K.O akirothike. O skliros diskos ston opoion eixa ta girismata katastrafike xtes vradi otan enas simfoititis mou ton erikse kato kata lathos. Den eixa back up, to project paei. Mono Splatter tora.

 

OCH, ochi re gmt...Yanni, lipame para poli...Xero poso poli echis doulepsi gia ola afta ta girismata...Ilikrina lipame poli...
Ki edo kollane ta logia tou Alexandrou: "o'ti ki an prospathiso na po i na kano the tha katafero na niosis kalitera, opote then beno kan ston kopo".

 

Se paradexomai re Gianni. Egw sti thesi sou tha imoun fylaki twra gia fono...
Xara sto kouragio sou. Lypamai re m8...

 

Ouch dude! What the... Fainetai pws den eimaste proorismmenoi na gurisoume autes tis rimades tis skines...