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Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. VadersLaMent

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  2. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Now this is how you troll the public.

    God and guns

    The Ar-15 is "rod of iron" Jesus will use to rule the world.

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  5. Todd the Jedi

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    I think Keanu would have something to say about that.
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  6. VadersLaMent

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    Bringing misogyny to a gun debate

    Specifically, he cited “broken homes without dads” as being something that is “common in these shootings.”

    “We want to talk about things we can work together on? How about working together to try to see what we can do to get more dads involved in the lives of young kids?” Santorum asked.

    “We are seeing the fabric of this country fall apart, and it’s falling apart because of single moms,” Santorum said during his 1994 Senate campaign.

    Remeber, it's always about you fools straying from right wing Christian values, it's not about the need for better gun control laws.
     
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    Stephen Hawking lived a long and fruitful life...............BECAUSE DEMONS!

    “In 1942, that is when Billy Graham’s ministry really takes off, and who do you think was born in 1942? Stephen Hawking. Stephen Hawking comes from a long line of atheists—his father and all these people—so I believe the devil said, ‘OK, this guy was just born and I’m going to use this guy. This guy is already primed to accept my message that there is no God. He is already primed for it, he is going to be awash, immersed in atheism all his years as a child, I’m going to take over this guy’s life.'”

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  10. Juliet316

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    I want to see a pep rally where all his voter turns out with Flat Earth Society signs.
     
  12. VadersLaMent

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    Masturbation = gay

    “Pornography Destroys Men,” where he posited that one of the reasons porn is harmful is because it causes you to do gay stuff — to yourself.

    “…masturbation is homosexuality,” Daubenmire said. “You’re having sex with a man. You get it? You put images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man. It’s where the Devil will take us if we give him free rein in our minds.”

    “If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way,” Driscoll wrote. “However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.”
     
  13. Violent Violet Menace

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    I am heartbroken to learn that I can sadly not partake in the vast joys of being killed in a hate crime. So heartbroken, in fact, that I had to up this thread to express the depth of my sorrow. I missed out. :(

     
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  14. Rogue1-and-a-half

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is not a thing with anyone but you, Mr. Driscoll. No one has ever even considered such a thing until you brought it up. What a moron. It's like when those people who were against gay marriage were like, "I guess people can just marry earthworms now!" And it's like, well, you're the one who was apparently thinking about it.
     
  15. SateleNovelist11

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    I have no problem with liberal versions of Christianity that don't believe in Hell or Satan. I grew up with that. I have no problems with Theravada Buddhism or Vedic/Shaktian Hinduism, so long as their adherents all believe in equality and don't harm minorities or women.
    What I cannot abide is the majority of fundamentalists in any religion. I dislike fundamentalism and prejudice in all faiths that choose to discriminate against and harm the oppressed. I do appreciate how atheists and secularists treat LGBTQ people better than religious people. Hell, even Jews and Muslims in America generally treat LGBTQ people better than traditional Christians, according to stats. What does that tell you?

    Anyhow, back to the main point, many people just fear masturbation for stupid reasons. It's like how people fear that some humans will be attracted to birds or something. So stupid.
     
  16. Violent Violet Menace

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    That's simply because they are themselves minorities and hence don't have the power to affect policy. Given power, their track records would be no different than Christians. Compare to places where they actually do have power, and you will find the same tendencies.
     
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  17. SateleNovelist11

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    This is true. But I'm talking about the Reform Jews who were blessing gay babies in Pennsylvania, etc.

    Also, in 2014, a bunch of Palestinian Muslims went out of their way to make sure that I could use the women's room at their Mediterranean restaurant in Texas. They and my best friend were pretty awesome.

    Still, these were very secular people. I get your drift. The fundamentalist ones wouldn't be so kind.
     
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  18. SateleNovelist11

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    Reminds me of Marilyn Manson's Holy Wood album fo sho.
     
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    I stand with Iranian women. I stand with Palestinian women. I stand with all women.

    I'm a woman who has committed crimes in the United States by putting "End Rape Culture" in washable chalk on the columns near where Kennedy was shot in Dallas (federal) in May 2018. I wasn't arrested, of course. But, still, chalk protests get things done.
     
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    Get ready, Americans. The newly appointed head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guards will wipe out not just you, but defeat all of the world powers.

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  23. Fire_Ice_Death

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    Guess someone told him to go **** himself and he took it way too literally. Also: that mirror example is a little too specific. I'm gonna guess that he does that. Then lashes himself for it.
     
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  24. Darth Smurf

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    Someone should tell him that as soon as he names his hand Susan everything is ok.
     
  25. VadersLaMent

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    I am not resurrecting this for regular updates. But this came along. Rock on 'murica.