Challenge Describe the plot of your fic, but you have to do it badly.

The tiny cat that lives in Mando's helmet now goes to live in that little dent on Boba Fett's helmet

**terrible plot for a future story

 

young classical anti-capitalist Anarchist abolitionist theater brat farmboy meets the Imperial princess turn reluctant Nabooian schoolgirl at a jizz club in theed




The boy raised raised by a polycule of a angry spiky headed man, a spice addicted PTSD battle surgeon, along with his father's practice child and his father's best General and now's task force specialist.

That same polycule is the ones who made great strides and connecting the Abolitionist movement in naboo and tatooine and created a huge cross-cultural event.

Also on the dime of his father


The Imperial princess on the other hand was raised by an an uncle that's asthmatic gimpsuit wearing burn victim with issues, a lot of those issues was caused by her father cutting off limbs

And a theater brat, former Grease monkey/speeder fiend, adrenaline junkie who became a politician because of loving the thrill of it, seen an intense political drama unfolding before his eyes.

Both the boy and the girly know each other is history and as teenagers do hormones fly rampant. But as most high school romances
It doesn't last forever, both of them going there on separate ways.thought nothing of it when they lost communication with each other due to life

Turns out one of them is the most wanted Man in the face of the Galaxy, and the other has to commit treason in if she wants to find her one boyfriend that actually cared for her the most even if they were both brats when they first met each other.

Intense political drama / thriller, oh and a Padme amidala is alive and is a Sith lady. She was just on ice for a few years.

Fun fact: you think I have an actual reason why the jizz in Star wars and jazz in real life are the same thing

Okay sure you can say that Lucas thought it was funny, but if you actually go into research of jazz etymology
You would find that the root word Jism which spawned off both words.

You could theoretically say that etymology-wise several different galactic dialects of basic have slightly different words.
Spunky funky groovy spitfire, so many words of jazz inherently laced with innuendo.

 

It's going to be a story about Boba Fett's ice cream business and Mando will be there and one of the ice creams will be called "Mangolorian: This is the sorbet" and it will be very popular. Also cats will be there and all Mandalorians actually have tiny cats who live in their helmets and Mando is just confused about everything. Also other stuff probably happens but I haven't gone that far and I'm too lazy to write it but SOMEDAY OKAY

 

A woman makes a discovery and promptly worries her husband with erratic behavior. Reunions ensue.

 

When the love of your life completely ruins your life. But you were in a pretty bad place, so maybe your life needed to be ruined...

 

Son quits his job to join an organization led by his father. His former employees now hate him and try to trash his reputation over social media. Son realized the best revenge is living well.

 

Kelly's Heroes and Mash had a love child with U-Wings

 

This is still a thing, but it will now also include Ninja cats with ice powers and Fennec Shand's previously unknown accounting skills.

 

Cilghal's new bestie kinda sorta might be a superweapon, and Luke pretends he's totally not into that.

 

Mara turns herself in for murder to avoid a second date with Lando.

 

A man goes to Corellia on a mission, flirts badly with target's fiance, and almost completes mission by accident in a blind rage caused by balloons while gambling.

 

Natasi Daala is disturbed to learn that the love of her life may not have been as evil as she'd thought.

 

Wow, can't believe this was back in October

This is still a thing but now other characters from other fandoms will also be appearing for some reason to get compensation for being annoyed by Kylo Ren and his cat's butthole and it's kind of going to resemble a story.

I think this gives the full description now

 

A fanfic with word balloons.

 

Two Jedi who go undercover as a married couple discover a loophole in the Jedi Code: Method acting.

*funky guitar*

 

Dude, there's this, like, Jedi, man, and he like, goes on a mission to stop some rad Sith dude, and everyone's like, whoa, and stuff happens with lightsabers and some chicks show up and everyone's like, whoa, dude, like... you know?

 

Uber powerful Gray Jedi lady from like, a bajillion years ago is isakai'd into the era of the Great Duplicate vs Robots fights and messes up the timeline. Also she invents the Gray Jedi Order.

 

A Jedi Knight spends most of her first mission trying to convince people that she's not in a cult.

 

I misspell sarlacc a bunch of times and a deux ex machina makes one barf.

...actually, I think that sums it up pretty well.

 

Dirty Dozen of Clones trying to save a Naboo picnic from terrorist plot

 

Kylo Ren visits Middle-earth and annoys people.

**terrible plot for a future story.

 

The KOTOR trilogy, but like the Halo show

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Mara Jade goes to high school and teaches everyone the true meaning of emo.

 

Man converts to his dead father's religion, gets high on the psychic hate energy of the universe, decides to punch his new god in the face.

 

Guy doesn't feel worthy to be trained as a Jedi, but accidentally steals his mentor's lightsaber and becomes one anyway out of guilt because he's too embarrassed to give it back