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Challenge Describe the plot of your fic, but you have to do it badly.

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Kit', Jan 9, 2021.

  1. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Force Ghost star 4

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    The tiny cat that lives in Mando's helmet now goes to live in that little dent on Boba Fett's helmet

    **terrible plot for a future story :p
     
  2. AnarchistMando

    AnarchistMando Jedi Knight star 1

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    young classical anti-capitalist Anarchist abolitionist theater brat farmboy meets the Imperial princess turn reluctant Nabooian schoolgirl at a jizz club in theed




    The boy raised raised by a polycule of a angry spiky headed man, a spice addicted PTSD battle surgeon, along with his father's practice child and his father's best General and now's task force specialist.

    That same polycule is the ones who made great strides and connecting the Abolitionist movement in naboo and tatooine and created a huge cross-cultural event.

    Also on the dime of his father


    The Imperial princess on the other hand was raised by an an uncle that's asthmatic gimpsuit wearing burn victim with issues, a lot of those issues was caused by her father cutting off limbs

    And a theater brat, former Grease monkey/speeder fiend, adrenaline junkie who became a politician because of loving the thrill of it, seen an intense political drama unfolding before his eyes.

    Both the boy and the girly know each other is history and as teenagers do hormones fly rampant. But as most high school romances
    It doesn't last forever, both of them going there on separate ways.thought nothing of it when they lost communication with each other due to life

    Turns out one of them is the most wanted Man in the face of the Galaxy, and the other has to commit treason in if she wants to find her one boyfriend that actually cared for her the most even if they were both brats when they first met each other.

    Intense political drama / thriller, oh and a Padme amidala is alive and is a Sith lady. She was just on ice for a few years.

    Fun fact: you think I have an actual reason why the jizz in Star wars and jazz in real life are the same thing

    Okay sure you can say that Lucas thought it was funny, but if you actually go into research of jazz etymology
    You would find that the root word Jism which spawned off both words.

    You could theoretically say that etymology-wise several different galactic dialects of basic have slightly different words.
    Spunky funky groovy spitfire, so many words of jazz inherently laced with innuendo.
     
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  3. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Force Ghost star 4

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    It's going to be a story about Boba Fett's ice cream business and Mando will be there and one of the ice creams will be called "Mangolorian: This is the sorbet" and it will be very popular. Also cats will be there and all Mandalorians actually have tiny cats who live in their helmets and Mando is just confused about everything. Also other stuff probably happens but I haven't gone that far and I'm too lazy to write it but SOMEDAY OKAY

    :p
     
  4. DaenaBenjen42

    DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A woman makes a discovery and promptly worries her husband with erratic behavior. Reunions ensue.
     
  5. Tarsier

    Tarsier Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    When the love of your life completely ruins your life. But you were in a pretty bad place, so maybe your life needed to be ruined...
     
  6. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Chosen One star 5

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    Son quits his job to join an organization led by his father. His former employees now hate him and try to trash his reputation over social media. Son realized the best revenge is living well.
     
  7. Sgt.Matt

    Sgt.Matt Jedi Master star 2

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    Kelly's Heroes and Mash had a love child with U-Wings
     
  8. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Force Ghost star 4

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    This is still a thing, but it will now also include Ninja cats with ice powers and Fennec Shand's previously unknown accounting skills.
     
  9. UltramassiveUbersue

    UltramassiveUbersue Jedi Knight star 3

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    Cilghal's new bestie kinda sorta might be a superweapon, and Luke pretends he's totally not into that.
     
  10. UltramassiveUbersue

    UltramassiveUbersue Jedi Knight star 3

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    Mara turns herself in for murder to avoid a second date with Lando.
     
  11. DaenaBenjen42

    DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A man goes to Corellia on a mission, flirts badly with target's fiance, and almost completes mission by accident in a blind rage caused by balloons while gambling.
     
  12. UltramassiveUbersue

    UltramassiveUbersue Jedi Knight star 3

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    Natasi Daala is disturbed to learn that the love of her life may not have been as evil as she'd thought.
     
  13. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Force Ghost star 4

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    Wow, can't believe this was back in October :p

    This is still a thing but now other characters from other fandoms will also be appearing for some reason to get compensation for being annoyed by Kylo Ren and his cat's butthole and it's kind of going to resemble a story.

    I think this gives the full description now [face_laugh]
     
  14. Starith

    Starith Jedi Master star 3

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    A fanfic with word balloons.
     
  15. UltramassiveUbersue

    UltramassiveUbersue Jedi Knight star 3

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    Two Jedi who go undercover as a married couple discover a loophole in the Jedi Code: Method acting.

    *funky guitar*
     
  16. Vek Talis

    Vek Talis Jedi Master star 3

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    Dude, there's this, like, Jedi, man, and he like, goes on a mission to stop some rad Sith dude, and everyone's like, whoa, and stuff happens with lightsabers and some chicks show up and everyone's like, whoa, dude, like... you know?
     
  17. DarthKnaves1995

    DarthKnaves1995 Jedi Youngling

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    Uber powerful Gray Jedi lady from like, a bajillion years ago is isakai'd into the era of the Great Duplicate vs Robots fights and messes up the timeline. Also she invents the Gray Jedi Order.
     
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  18. UltramassiveUbersue

    UltramassiveUbersue Jedi Knight star 3

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    A Jedi Knight spends most of her first mission trying to convince people that she's not in a cult.
     
  19. UltramassiveUbersue

    UltramassiveUbersue Jedi Knight star 3

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    I misspell sarlacc a bunch of times and a deux ex machina makes one barf.

    ...actually, I think that sums it up pretty well.
     
  20. Sgt.Matt

    Sgt.Matt Jedi Master star 2

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    Dirty Dozen of Clones trying to save a Naboo picnic from terrorist plot
     
  21. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Force Ghost star 4

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    Kylo Ren visits Middle-earth and annoys people.

    **terrible plot for a future story.
     
  22. kingrex0830

    kingrex0830 Jedi Youngling

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    The KOTOR trilogy, but like the Halo show

    Sent from my SM-G981W using Tapatalk
     
  23. UltramassiveUbersue

    UltramassiveUbersue Jedi Knight star 3

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    Mara Jade goes to high school and teaches everyone the true meaning of emo.
     
  24. vader_incarnate

    vader_incarnate Force Ghost star 4

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    Man converts to his dead father's religion, gets high on the psychic hate energy of the universe, decides to punch his new god in the face.
     
  25. rktho

    rktho Jedi Knight star 2

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    Guy doesn't feel worthy to be trained as a Jedi, but accidentally steals his mentor's lightsaber and becomes one anyway out of guilt because he's too embarrassed to give it back