JCC Dick Van Dyke (aged 86) has passed on...

...the single life, and has just married his makeup artist 40 years his junior.

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Congratulations, Dick!






Harps, he will never die.

 

She might also have something to say about the age difference in their relationship.

 

I imagine him popping the question looked something like this:
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Oh and thank you so much JP for stopping my heart with your thread title. You rat.

 

^^ That picture is absolutely terrifying.

 

I think age gaps are cool. Good for him.

 

Here you went and got me all sad and going "Oh no, not another one."

 

Just goes to show that, no matter what your age, a woman will still be won over by your impressive cockney.



-sj loves kevin spacey

 

And here I figured it was his talent for chimney sweeping.

 

Nicely done sj.

 

You're wrong... one of these days, sweet sweet death will catch up with him and I will dig up his remains and shoot them... just to be sure that he's really dead.

 

Ageist much?

 

No, not at all. I just think Dick Van Dyke is the antichrist.

 

jp, you absolute bastard.

 

I apologise that my trolling of Harpuah took in some collateral damage.

 

I made a deal with the Devil that allows me to be clever once a year.



-sj loves kevin spacey

 

I gotta admit, you fooled me too.

 

I expect him to be next in line for the Celebrity Death Watch. He will die with a smile on his face.

 

I don't. I'm suspecting we'll lose Sir Christopher fairly soon.

 

I think those teeth prevent him from having any other expression on his face.

I'm sure Mrs Van Dyke will take advantage of Dick's hand tremors too.

 

Don't you DARE suggest such things.

And curse JP!

 

THIS.

He must at least live long enough to see both parts of the Hobbit.

 

I'm hoping he lives long enough for life extension to become feasible, but that's me. At some point I want him to be able to say he's the same age as Dracula.

 

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That's sort of hawt....

And I was starting to tear up Japes, when I saw the title, and before I opened the link.

Thanks for the early April fool's day prank, JP.