DIGITAL LLAMA RADIO #6

Greg, having more than one account is grounds for bannage. Just thought i'd warn you.

-Chris

 

EagleIFilms... EagleImagery....

[face_shocked] A SOCK?!!?

 

Uh huh....

So if I get a shirt that says "I'm on the Jedi Council" can I be Episode 3?

 

Chris, no it's not.

The rule at the JC is only 3 usernames (btw it's not enforced), and I was posting over at the GAUNTLET thread with EagleImagery, because that's who I'm going to post as when (if) I get banned playing that game.

I came back on later, and forgot I was still logged in as EI, but I wanted to post in your thread.

I think the rule HERE may be one username per person, but I think Daft will be forgiving for my little slip-up.

I mean, no one was confused about who I was.

Oh, and Chris? You could be a bit more thankful that I'm buying a shirt from you, instead of just telling me I should get banned.



EDIT: And Josh, you did see the in my post, right?

 

Although socks are not allowed here (any) it's fairly obvious from Eagles 'sock' account that it isn't meant in a malicous way. His EagleImagery signature makes it pretty clear what is going on.

 

MALICIOUS! MALICIOUS! BAN THE EVIL BOOGER!!!


So what were we talking about?

 

I wasn't trying to be mean, i was trying to be helpful and warn you before something bad happened. I don't wanna see a fan of the show get kicked off the boards or nothing...

-Chris

 

<<Although socks are not allowed here (any) it's fairly obvious from Eagles 'sock' account that it isn't meant in a malicous way>>

Daft doesn't even know what the Gauntlet is!

anyway,

Nick "Shorty" Long

 

Nope, but if he really wants to konw, I've got the link!

 

Man, that Gauntlet thing is messed up...

I wanna play. <evil grin>

 

I saw the smiley. Didn't I leave one too? And I have to wear socks...I'm at work. Can I be forgiven? I did convert to Star Warsism. Can a man's past sins be forgiven? CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH??

 

HALELUYAH!!

I will HEAL your pain!

HALELUYAH!

 

Sigh.... it's beginning to go downhill from here.

 

See this man here! He who CLAIMS to be a TRUE believer! But does he say his AMENS? Does he say a HALLELUJAH? No! I tell you, Brothers and Sisters, he does not mew, he does not spit, he does not follow the Llama ways. CAN I GET AN AMEN? Now, you know what you must do, Brothers and Sisters! I said, you know what you must do! Send us a mixer board, can I get a hallelujah? SEND us a mixer board and you shall be HEALED! Thank you Lucas, Hallelujah!

-Reverend Wasta

 

HAHAHAHA! Okay, I think you've just offended whatever listeners you had left, Josh.

 

I don't know. I thought it was amusing.

 

HALELUYAH Rev'rend!

Praise Yoda and pass the ammunition!

HAL-LE-LU-YAH!

 

As the other llamas can attest, I offend people DAILY. Okay, well not ALL people. Mostly Chris.

I say can you FEEL the power of the Llama, say Hallelujah.

-Reverend Wasta

 

HALELUYAH!

 

Again:

Sigh.....

 

I see Brother Comyn does not BELIEVE! See the hand of the Llama and be HEALED, Brother Comyn! Be HEALED! You are afflicted, son. I SAID you are AFFLICTED, say Amen. You are afflicted with the dour disposition....of the unamused. The Unamused, can I get a Hallelujah? The UNAMUSED, Brother Comyn, are not of the Llama. The Unamused, Brother Comyn, OPPOSE the Llama. Walk into the Glory of the Almighty Llama and be HEALED!

Can I get an Amen, Brothers and Sisters?

-Reverend Wasta

 

AMEN AMEN AMEN!

The rev'rend Wasta can HEAL you if only you come FORTH!

Dispell your inhibitions, and COME TO WASTA, for he will HEAL you!

Amen!

Amen!

 

THANK you, Brother Eagle! This man, he sees the Light! Yo go forth, Brother Eagle! Spread the WORD of the Llama! And, as David Bowie searches for his China Girl, you will FIND your Target Girl! Spread the word! Together with the ArchLlamas Christopher, Abraham, Steven and Justin we will HEAL this world leaving Laughter and Merriment, AMEN!!

CAN I GET SOMEONE TO TESTIFY?!?!?

Thank you, Lucas!

-Reverend Wasta

 

Chris sits in front of his computer, an empty, hollow, soul-less shell of a man... bags hang from his eyes as he looks in horror at each post, more and more ensuring of his own demise....

My god... what have i created... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

....Chris starts glowing until he becomes an intense beam of light, and then... dissappears.

In the emptiness left behind, only this can be heard....

My... Llama... has... forsaken... meeeeee....

<silence>

-Chris

 

Rev'rend Wasta, come quick!

Brotha CC has turned into a magical beam of light!

Can you HEAL him, Rev'rend Wasta? Can you HEAL HIS PAIN?

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