This satirical article was published in 2005 (and did the rounds on TFN a couple of years later). But it could have been written yesterday. It’s honestly amazing how little this has aged in 17 years. Fandom has expanded and diversified in so many wonderful ways (and a whole new generation has been raised with a sincere love for the prequels), but for a certain subset of “fans”, some things never change. Read the full piece here. Does this ring true for you?