Toronto drunk yet again

*Kat darts across plank*

Darth_Plastered;

"Nyla never told you what happened to Christina..."

Kat;

"She told me enough!"

*Grabs on to weather vane*

Kat;

"She told me YOU corrupted her!"

Darth_Plastered;

"No. I am your twin!"

Kat;

"No! No! That's not true! That's impossible!"

Darth_Plastered;

"Search my blood-alcohol level, you know it to be true!"

Kat;

"Nooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooo!"

 

We now know the secret of the sith. They are wasted and easy pickings!

 

The Darsh order ranks are set. As Captain of the Kegs I hearby annex liquor bottles under my captainage too.

Although as the Bartender Darsh Sentry has complete access to my hordes.

And we are nto Sith Ken, meerly Lush.

 

think of it this way if evil is alcohol, then the sith drink martini's while we drink kegs and kegs

 

Alcohol isn't evil. Its the bombad generals in public office that raised the price of beer by 90 cents a case that are...

And I don't even want to start about cigarette price increases...

 

Good thing I only drink and don't smoke.

 

What kind of nonsense just occured here? I'm not part of the Lush Side...I'm leader of the Short Side! Confused I be....

 

Kat;

"I confused."

Wil;

"That's good! You've taken your first step into a enebreated world..."

 

sounds like two steps forward ,one step back to me

 

Prohibition is wasted on this group!

 

Woofer... come over to the Lush side. I knwo you want this nice, ice cold, refreshing beer.

 

*Kat seems to have wandered into Bizarro World*

"It's cold...and there are wolves after me."

 

Nope, thats Max, my 8 month old puppy.

 

Well, the Lush Side definitely has one obvious power: The ability to usurp (or create) a thread, and make it really big really fast...

 

*Christina reads the thread*... wait a second...if i'm Kat's "twin"...then that makes me......



*Christina wonders if she has just changed allegiances to the force without knowing it*

i blame you sheepman!!!

 

The lush side has started to take over. a few new members have started to join the ranks.

elewyn has joined unknowingly...fooled by the sith who have blurred everything with the power of alcohol.

who would have thought this thread would turn into this?

cheers....

 

Hmmm...I like that my role is undefined.

I'm sort of behind-the-scenes working things, opening beers, revealing giant bottles of vodka.

I guess I'm the 'Phantom Menace' of the lush side!

 

I can't believe this has made it to 3 pages!

Must ... add ... more ... simpsons ... quotes

 

And brothers, does she have bottles of Vodka!

 

Look now available the lush game... this is a real game I found so enjoy

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Games/beer.zip

 

Url no work. Need game. Must have beer.zip

 

url work now, beer.zip you will have, go to bar now I must

 

did u try it again..........

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Games/beer.zip

go to bed must I

 

Yes, good game Beer.zip, BUT CURSE THE MILK AND COOKIES!!!

I always fall for the cookies, god damn bakery goodies so good.

 

TWO BITE BROWNIES!!!! now thats the stuff!!!