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Games Enter now... The Atrocious Movie Kharacter Kombat!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by JoinTheSchwarz , Mar 23, 2015.

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  1. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Starcrash is absolutely better than the PT, but I think you're neglecting that the Holiday Special is, too. That twenty minutes of mindless Wookiee grunting was better acted than the entire "romance" arc of that trilogy.


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
     
    GrandAdmiralJello , Mar 24, 2015
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  2. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    cheers
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    Darth Punk , Mar 24, 2015
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  3. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    So the first kombat is over, and STELLA STAR passes to the next round! Sorry, Bea Arthur, but you're not the best/worst thing to come out of raping Episode IV's corpse!


    Next kombat will have two natural enemies fighting against each other: the man that uses human arms to make minced meat, and the only arm that might be powerful enough to face him in kombat! It's FAKE ARM vs THE WARDEN in a duel to the death!

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    (oh look, typos! that makes this filecard invaluable! aren't you lucky!)

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    LET THE KOMBAT BEGIN!
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Mar 25, 2015
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  4. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Fake Arm
     
    Jabbadabbado, Mar 25, 2015
    #29
  5. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    The original: Fake Arm.
     
    EmpireForever, Mar 25, 2015
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  6. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Fake Arm


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
     
    GrandAdmiralJello , Mar 25, 2015
    #31
  7. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Guys...

    Fake Arm, because it's ****ing Fake Arm, that's why.
     
    Harpua, Mar 25, 2015
    #32
  8. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Fake Arm, for the work it was in is likely the most atrocious film in this contest.
     
    DarthTunick , Mar 25, 2015
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  9. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I posted a reason, but then Joel killed it. Dammit Joel!


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
     
    GrandAdmiralJello , Mar 25, 2015
    #34
  10. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    The Warden because I haven't seen Fake Arm.
     
    dp4m, Mar 25, 2015
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  11. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    fake arm, because the fake arm doesn't care why I vote for it.
     
    Jabbadabbado, Mar 25, 2015
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  12. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    You make me wish I had three hands.

    Fake arm
     
    Darth Punk , Mar 25, 2015
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  13. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    That is a reason.
     
    EmpireForever, Mar 25, 2015
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  14. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Yes, that was my reason.
     
    Harpua, Mar 25, 2015
    #39
  15. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    He is the original MVP is a reason.
     
    EmpireForever, Mar 25, 2015
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  16. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    fake arm is the real deal
     
    Darth Punk , Mar 26, 2015
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  17. Boba Nekhbet

    Boba Nekhbet Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    i vote for fake arm and it violates my civil rights to require me to provide additional reasons
     
    Boba Nekhbet, Mar 26, 2015
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  18. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Your civil rights have no place here. Here, the Riders rule.
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Mar 26, 2015
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  19. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    And FAKE ARM obliterates his enemy! Now that's an arm you can't turn into minced meat, Warden!

    Next kombat will see DOLEMITE vs ACHMED! Two blaxplotation badasses face to face! The alpha pimp versus the leader of the People's Army!


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    Kast your votes!
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Mar 27, 2015
    #44
  20. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ahmed, because no one lives to fight another day like Ahmed.
     
    Jabbadabbado, Mar 27, 2015
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  21. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Pimpin hoes and clockin a grip like my name was dolomite
     
    Darth Punk , Mar 27, 2015
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  22. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Ahmed because I missed Dolemite I guess. Also because the fall didn't kill him and neither did the bullets.
     
    EmpireForever, Mar 27, 2015
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  23. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Ahmed, because he can kill a person in a swimming pool without creating a red plume, and that takes skill.
     
    Harpua, Mar 27, 2015
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  24. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I feel like Dolemite accomplished more in his movie. Wait, no, that was fake!Shaft, he did everything notable.

    Ahmed it is. Never mess with the beret.
     
    Todd the Jedi , Mar 27, 2015
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  25. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yeah, fake!Shaft was the real hero there.
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Mar 28, 2015
    #50
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