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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Jaina-Sticks-Fel, Nov 16, 2007.

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  1. Jaina-Sticks-Fel

    Jaina-Sticks-Fel Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Oct 10, 2007
    I don't know if this is out there already, but I'm willing to try anyway.:D This is an idea that struck me after posting the reason why I couldn't update my next drabble, which stated:

    "I was going to post.... but my plot bunny got ran over by a speeding idea, the idea's tire went flat, the thought behind it got out and was hit by a busload of possiblities. And teacher, that's why my short fiction paper's late. And that was after the dog ate it. "

    So, as being a reformed lurker, I started thinking about all the excuses I had read in the past, and then started thinking about all the excuses I still give for everything I can think of, I realized, Heck, why not make it fun?

    So Here's the Idea:

    I'll start off with a small excuse. And then add one more excuse, and so on and so on. Let's see how Creative we can be. [face_devil]

    The Excuse:

    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...
     
  2. brodiew

    brodiew Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oct 11, 2005
    I was gonna post my Week 8 drabbles but I was abducted by aliens!

    Pun so totally intended.
     
  3. Drabba_the_Hutt

    Drabba_the_Hutt Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 16, 2005
    And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
     
  4. correllian_ale

    correllian_ale Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 20, 2005
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with...
     
  5. brodiew

    brodiew Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oct 11, 2005
    I guess I didn't get it. sorry.
     
  6. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Mar 26, 2001
    I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...
     
  7. Quigonjecca

    Quigonjecca Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jul 2, 2007
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...
     
  8. 1Yodimus_Prime

    1Yodimus_Prime Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Mar 13, 2004
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good forteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...
     
  9. SithGirl132

    SithGirl132 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Dec 6, 2005
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good forteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...
     
  10. Katana_Geldar

    Katana_Geldar Jedi Grand Master star 8

    Registered:
    Mar 3, 2003
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good forteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...
     
  11. Jedi-Ant

    Jedi-Ant Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jan 3, 2007
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good forteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...
     
  12. PHGS_Weyr

    PHGS_Weyr Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Apr 11, 2006
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good forteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...
     
  13. Jaina-Sticks-Fel

    Jaina-Sticks-Fel Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    Oct 10, 2007
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good forteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...


    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, come to find out that the llama...
     
  14. 1Yodimus_Prime

    1Yodimus_Prime Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Mar 13, 2004
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good forteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...

    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, I've come to find out that the llama...

    was in fact in cahoots with the VERY ALIENS that indirectly caused the events that I somehow link vaguely to the cause of my house fire! And these aliens, as I learned from the police
     
  15. Quigonjecca

    Quigonjecca Jedi Youngling star 3

    Registered:
    Jul 2, 2007
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good forteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...

    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, I've come to find out that the llama...

    was in fact in cahoots with the VERY ALIENS that indirectly caused the events that I somehow link vaguely to the cause of my house fire! And these aliens, as I learned from th
     
  16. SithGirl132

    SithGirl132 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Dec 6, 2005
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good fourteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the Carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarrassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...

    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, I've come to find out that the llama...

    was in fact in cahoots with the VERY ALIENS that indirectly caused the events that I somehow link vaguely to the cause of my house fire! And these aliens, as I learned from
     
  17. Quigonjecca

    Quigonjecca Jedi Youngling star 3

    Registered:
    Jul 2, 2007
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good fourteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the Carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarrassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...

    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, I've come to find out that the llama...

    was in fact in cahoots with the VERY ALIENS that indirectly caused the events that I somehow link vaguely to the cause of my house fire! And these aliens, as I learned from
     
  18. Irish_Jedi_Jade

    Irish_Jedi_Jade Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 19, 2007
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good fourteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the Carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarrassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...

    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, I've come to find out that the llama...

    was in fact in cahoots with the VERY ALIENS that indirectly caused the events that I somehow link vaguely to the cause of my house fire! And these aliens, as I learned fro
     
  19. mrjop2

    mrjop2 Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 6, 2007
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good fourteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the Carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarrassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...

    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, I've come to find out that the llama...

    was in fact in cahoots with the VERY ALIENS that indirectly caused the events that I somehow link vaguely to the cause of my house fire! And these aliens, as I learned from
     
  20. Irish_Jedi_Jade

    Irish_Jedi_Jade Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 19, 2007
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good fourteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the Carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarrassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...

    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, I've come to find out that the llama...

    was in fact in cahoots with the VERY ALIENS that indirectly caused the events that I somehow link vaguely to the cause of my house fire! And these aliens, as I learned fr
     
  21. mrjop2

    mrjop2 Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 6, 2007
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good fourteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the Carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarrassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...

    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, I've come to find out that the llama...

    was in fact in cahoots with the VERY ALIENS that indirectly caused the events that I somehow link vaguely to the cause of my house fire! And these aliens, as I learned from
     
  22. moosemousse

    moosemousse CR Emeritus: FF-UK South star 6

    Registered:
    Oct 3, 2004
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good fourteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the Carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarrassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...

    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, I've come to find out that the llama...

    was in fact in cahoots with the VERY ALIENS that indirectly caused the events that I somehow link vaguely to the cause of my house fire! And these aliens, as I learned from
     
  23. mrjop2

    mrjop2 Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 6, 2007
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good fourteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the Carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarrassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...

    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, I've come to find out that the llama...

    was in fact in cahoots with the VERY ALIENS that indirectly caused the events that I somehow link vaguely to the cause of my house fire! And these aliens, as I learned from
     
  24. moosemousse

    moosemousse CR Emeritus: FF-UK South star 6

    Registered:
    Oct 3, 2004
    So you see, I was going to post, but my computer suddenly started smoking...And I won't allow that kind of thing in my house, so I made it go outside. While I was waiting for it to finish so I could continue, I was abducted by aliens...who wanted me to help them meet Elvis Presley and wouldn't listen when I said he'd died thirty years ago. So then I got an idea; I could...
    do what we used to do in band camp, it was soooo funny. I could only remember that something was funny, just not what, so I wandered around my house racking my memory, went back to the computer I meant to post with... I was going to post, but the CIA abducted me for leaking state secrets and it turned out that "George Lucas" is actually Dubya Bush, which explains his crappy writing skills in AOTC, but I digress. The point is, I don't know anything! They set fire to my laptop and made me eat jell-o! I barely got out alive...

    And then when I did finally get out, a llama randomly walked up my street, and told me I stunk. To which I replied "You smell funny" which he didn't get, because he'd never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, my dog ran out of the house with his tail on fire, and I tried to call the fire department but my phone was out...

    Well, obviously, I was morally obligated to show the llama Pirates of the Caribbean so he'd get my joke, but then I remembered I'd lent my copy to Phil down in Yakama, which was a good fourteen hour drive. Considering that my house was burning down, I figured I might as well, so we took a greyhound. But the greyhound broke down halfway there, and as it was being fixed, I WAS going to utilize the internet cafe nearby, but...

    then I remembered that my laptop was in my house that was on fire! So of course I had to go buy a new laptop.

    Therefore I had to go to the bank and withdraw some money to buy a laptop. Since I didn't have my bank account number with me, it took nearly an hour to make the bank teller believe that I was for real and not some random person trying to steal money. I finally got the money, and then I needed to get a taxi to go to Staples to purchase a laptop. But all the taxis were busy, and there was another bus coming through, going to Yakama. So I got on the bus...

    and Darth RealLife was there, we had a really good lightsaber fight on the bus until the driver threw us off so we had to continue it outside a cinema. I managed to escape from Darth by running into a movie theatre without a ticket, but I couldn't escape as I was absconded by...

    The security guard, who for some reason didn't believe my story when I said I was only using the theatre to hide from Darth RL, and not so I could see a movie for free. He took me down town, but since he was only hired security and not the "real thing," his form of down town was the 7/11 down the road. So, I had money to buy a new laptop, but no taxis in sight, and no telephone, as the dog had eaten it the previous week. I went inside the store to buy a little stick of gum to widdle away the time, when I happened upon...

    The llama from earlier who insisted that we go see pirates of the Carribean, so we went to the bus stop to try and continue our journey, anyways on the bus we started to argue, and you know how embarrassing it is to argue in public, so we got off the bus in the middle of nowhere to continue our argument...

    when the 3:25 bus was pulling over to pick us up and lost control and hit the llama. Well, obviously, being a witness to the event, the police wanted to take me downtown, which they did. And you won't believe it, but they thought I was a suspect to the llama's murder. And I thought, why would there be anyone who wanted to kill a llama, I mean, sure he was annoying and all, and was arguing with me in public, but why? But still the California Mafia was after him. Why, you might ask. Well, get this, I've come to find out that the llama...

    was in fact in cahoots with the VERY ALIENS that indirectly caused the events that I somehow link vaguely to the cause of my house fire! And these aliens, as I learned from
     
  25. Alexis_Wingstar

    Alexis_Wingstar Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Sep 16, 2006
    "Downtown morgue, you stab them, we slab them."

    "I'm sorry," I said with a puzzled frown, "I have the wrong number. I thought this was the little known number to the investigative team that solves weird things."

    "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot I was at work... I've been on vacation you know because of the writer's strike and..."
     
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