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Fun Explain a film plot badly.

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Adam of Nuchtern, Sep 5, 2014.

  1. Violent Violet Menace

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    A cab driver kills Tom Cruise.
     
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    In the future everyone is an 80's geek.
     
  3. Jedi Merkurian

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    Everyone yells “JEAN!!!!” a lot.
     
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    A bad adaptation of the Dark Phoenix saga.
     
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    A Blockbuster Video store gets a new sunroof.
     
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    Mace Windu teams up with Air Force pilot against Dumbledore.
     
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    Dumbledore really hates Christmas. The Rise of Skywalker's newest villain changes his mind.
     
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    There's this bus. If it slows down, it explodes.
     
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    Everyone in this trilogy seems to like to wear sunglasses.
     
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    An FBI agent falls in love with surfing.
     
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    George Clooney and his buddies collect paintings.
     
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    An intergalactic warlord adds to his jewelry collection.
     
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    Bald man gets to **** in public thanks to dodgy heart.
     
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    Fourth movie where Don Cheadle takes part in a heist, only without having to deal with Andy Garcia directly or indirectly.
     
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    An FBI agent falls in love with illegal street racing.
     
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    The Scorpion King enlists Groot's help to take down Gaston.
     
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    A grumpy paleontologist discovers that dinosaurs do move in herds.
     
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    Tom Hanks talks to a volleyball.
     
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    Captain has an overwhelming fear of a green creature.
     
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    Police guy in a raincoat always has another last question
     
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    A father with anger issues really, really wants to get reunited with his son.
     
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    Michael J. Fox must divert his mother's romantic advances.

    Back to the Future really sounds creepy when you put it like that. [face_laugh] Explains why Disney, who were the first to be approached with it and who in theory would have been a perfect fit for this kind of movie, passed on the script. In fact, Gale and Zemeckis had to shop around a lot with it until Amblin picked it up.
     
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    A loser and a rich brat drown with an ocean liner
     
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    Bruce Willis murders John Travolta for breaking and entering


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  25. Blobofat

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    Basically a series of films about lots of characters having bad feelings about things.