Fun Explain a film plot badly.

There was one white dude
There was one black dude

The white dude was loaded, was rich, was "wallstreet"
The black dude was a street hustler

Then one day the white dude got caught red-handed,
Bills were found in his pockets lined with Red Xs written in crayon by other white dudes who was even richer!

The White Dude was accused of stealing the bills with the red Xs.

Then they brought in the Black Dude to replace the White Dude
Theys wanted to see what could happen

The "Theys" I'm referring to were two ultra-rich white dudes running the White Dude's company from behind the scenes!
Well, it turns out the two ultra-rich white dudes behind the scenes had placed a wager by shaking hands

These "behind the scenes white dude's" names, and I wouldn't forget, were none other than Randolf and Mortimer.
See, they placed a wager to see if the Black Dude could step into the White Dude's position, home, belongings, everything!

And then Black Dude and the White Dude became friends
They learned it all was a big scam concocted by the "old money" behind the scenes dudes
That was when the Black Dude and the White Dude brought the whole damn thing down!

They celebrated by drinking margaritas together on an island, the Black Dude and the White Dude
And the two behind the scenes ultra-rich white dudes who placed the wager were forced into bankruptcy to live without clothes

The moral of the story is that White Dude and the Black Dude became friends then learned the whole damn thing was a big fat lie and a scam.

They brought the whole damn thing down after they exposed the two behind the scenes ultra-rich white dudes for their lies, endless turpitude, infernal greed and selfishness.

They was gone.
The two behind the scenes ultra-rich white dudes
Begone.
No more wagers for show.

 

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* I realized how off-color the film Trading Places is after I posted. I would like to think it was a good off-color 80's film that addresses disparities and inequities for the better. Definitely, Randolf and Mortimer are stereotypical corporate villains to watch out for. For example, I'm uncomfortable writing out Black Dude and White Dude. I wouldn't normally do that but this thread is supposed to be for bad explanations.

 

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