Fun Explain a film plot badly.

Creepy middle age factory owner creates suspicious competition to spend time with children

 

Affluent billionaire embarks on vanity project to fight crime

 

Teenagers get emotional and occasionally bite each other.

 

Gary Oldman invests in property in England but is chased off the neighborhood by a crazy old man and his young assistants.

 

Special Operations Captain Ben Willard hallucinates in Saigon, then hallucinates on the Nung river, then hallucinates
in a Cambodian temple. Along his journey he meets many other people who are hallucinating as well, although wether
a tiger he encounters is hallucinating or not is never explained.

Note: There is a "redux" version of this film which includes addition hallucinating people.

 

Adaption of a popular 60's sitcom manages to be more entertaining than the sitcom.

 

Two aliens embark on epic quest to completely destroy an entire metropolitan center.

 

Destruction of a particular L.A.-neighborhood occurs due to supernatural-ish forces.

 

Alien is sent to Earth, grows up to be a morose sociopath indifferent to the catastrophic property damage and devastation caused by him and some of his homies.

Edit: or what Rogue 1.5 said.

 

Drugs + booze + Vegas= shenanigans!

 

A puffy sailor visits New York and, failing to get laid, wreaks havoc.

 

Superhero antics in New York= adventure for all!

 

Another World War II movie, which feels like it's just as long as the war itself

 

man does radio show and becomes friendly with local freedom fighter, gets sent home for telling the truth

 

A young genetic engineer gets the job of his dreams, cloning dinosaurs for an attraction park. But then the project flops and he joins the ranks of the unemployed.

 

An ex bodybuilder seeks revenge after his hot mom is killed and later he gets a hot warrior girlfriend and she gets killed too so he gets look-over-his-shoulder pissed and takes revenge and there is really cool orchestrated music.

 

A government-sponsored camping trip for 24 at-risk youth goes terribly wrong when one girl has a psychotic break and brutally murders all the other children except for her boyfriend.

 

Sultry outlaw harasses small business owner who has issues with his mother

 

A group of midgets and one tall elderly man seek to remove a squatter.

 

A film that is actually not about the amateur hobby of train spotting

 

German madman decides to shove a boat over a mountain simply because he can.

 

Flying, human-like alien is the indirect cause for mass deaths and destruction on a planetary scale and gullible citizenry praise him as a hero.

 

TV viewers unaccountably fail to leg it when creepy girl in white climbs though their ******* television.