Fun Explain a film plot badly.

A beachside town struggles to keep it's tourism business afloat in the midsts of their police chief spreading rumors about safety concerns at the beach

 

A juvenile delinquent finds an ancient oil lantern and woos the heart of a member of a royal family.

 

A law school student is stalked by his blonde ex-girlfriend.

 

Some French people sing about being miserable all the time.

 

Some guy is an awful human being for two hours and twenty minutes before realizing in the last ten that maybe he should not have been.

 

Morgan Freeman tells all the penguins in Antarctica how to live their lives.

 

Or...

Three men follow a fish to its natural habitat and harass it endlessly before finally killing it.

 

Humpback whales are kidnapped from across time to make life better for humans and aliens in the 23rd century.

 

Several women hire an incompetent male prostitute.

 

An overweight man wishes to increase the value of his stockpile of gold. Because of this, he is sucked out of the window of an airplane.

 

an estranged father with acute respiratory illness reaches out to his anti-establishment son.

 

How does an estranged husband/father plan on seeing his children? Through the power of cross-dressing!

 

The star of a broadway show bombs opening night and takes his leading lady on a date to the top of the Empire State building to vent his frustration

 

Stockholm Syndrome drives an all-singing, all-dancing romance between a girl hostage and the beast who imprisons her.

 

The ability to time travel doesn't stop a young man & a crazy doctor from visiting the same goddamn city.

 

A Darwinian study of the hierachy of african jungle cats (with music by Elton John and Tim Rice)

 

Eddie Murphy in multiple fat-suits, the good version that is.

 

Ohmygod you're gonna love this movie. The guy is crazy right? but he's not. He's just got a broken heart. So he follows this woman onto an airplane that she's (god this is funny) a STEWARDESS on and she gives everyone food poisoning. Oh, yeah and there's this point where this mob on the plane beats up this woman who's being hysterical and a woman speaking some strange language, I don't know, but really, it's hillarious! So this guy, right? He needs to land the plane and this guy who has to tell him how to do it is a drug addict and a drunk and smokes too much and, what else? Oh, yeah, sniffs glue. Really, really funny! They do land even though he screws everything up because, y'know, he's used to flying fighter planes. Oh, yeah, did I mention he's a pilot? *laughs* Yeah, that's the reason he's crazy. But anyway he lands the plane and everyone gets off. You're gonna love it!

And don't call me Shirley.

 

Eddie Murphy has sex with a transgendered obese clone of himself.

Evil.

 

A documentary featuring a robotic cop, who explains what Detroit will look like in the future.

 

Two midgets carry a magic ring through a variety of landscapes on a quest to destroy it, only to decide against it when they finally get to a giant volcano.

Evil.

 

Any movie staring Klaus Kinski is too weird to be lampooned.

Yet it must be... it must be.