Fun Explain a film plot badly.

Like Paranormal Activity, but set on the moon.

 

An anti gravity taxi cab business owner's desperate attempts to get one of his employee's vehicles in for repairs while he chases a perfect women across the galaxy.

 

An alien disguises himself among us and then destroys an entire city when some of his alien friends arrive.

 

Monster destroys New York and in a potential copyright infringement of Godzilla

 

Adam Sandler dresses up as his own sister.

 

Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp. Da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.

 

Betty White has a pet crocodile.

 

A young couple with a flat tire are given shelter for the night by a wealthy genetic researcher who introduces them to his new boyfriend.

 

Wife and various friends are brutally murdered by man who claims he's king of Mars.

 

An archeologist finds that there's something fishy about the Nazi presence in Egypt.

 

An iceberg floating in the Atlantic is brutally attacked by a gigantic ship. Luckily, it survives.

 

A massive earthquake disrupts Charlton Heston's day, among others.

 

That's a good description though

 

Indiana Jones & the Temple of Racism.

 

Negligent parents leave young son to the tender mercies of two master criminals over the holidays

 

Without due process, a group of NYC ghost citizens are unlawfully imprisoned until freed by a man that had no ****.

 

Wannabe Rubik's Cube players end up with sadomasdochistic tour guide.

 

A slacker & his pals want to find those responsible for soiling a rug that tied the room together.

 

Bruce Willis stars in the adult adaptation of Casper the Friendly Ghost

 

Han Solo, Quint, and The Jackal come together during WW2 and show them Nazis whos boss.

 

I don't know but dude, what's in that glowy briefcase?

 

Verson 2:

Han Solo, Quint, Apollo Creed and The Jackal fight Jaws and the Nazis. Indiana Jone's Nazi nemesis from The Last Crusade in a supporting role.