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Animals on the loose in an amusement park, thanks to the nefarious deeds of an overweight villain.

 

Tonight's sensitive and compelling coming of age drama centres around a retarded guy from Alabama that has a surprisingly functional and successful life despite being the retarded guy. The retarded guy is at the focal point of key moments throughout the twentieth century such as fighting in the Vietnam War, running marathons, attending peace rallies, becomes an entrepreneur and even dates a hippie stoner chick. The retarded guy and wash up girl breaks things off and she dies of aids because she's a good Christian that would never use condoms. Condoms are bad. Retarded guy also had disabled legs and stuff but one day can just run because he has to become more than a symbol, retarded guy becomes the disability to fight the disability. The retarded guy film also has a good soundtrack which was also written by hippies who may or may not have used condoms. Retarded guy rules.

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Forrest Gump

 

A human-fish hybrid becomes a mute in order to be around her crush.

 

All that stands between New York city and Armageddon is a group of sketch comedy alums.

 

A ragtag group of folks do battle in space to defeat an evil Draculaish madman & his mechanical "gimp".

 

A boy and his mother become drug addicts and make it rain.

 

I don't know, but Shia LaBeouf ruined it.

 

Talking robots want to be taken seriously as they fight off other talking, but evil robots.

 

An S-Mart store employee comes up with a creative way to get a bit more mileage out of a rickety, worn out chainsaw.

 

Corruption & Middle Eastern politics seem to puzzle George Clooney.

 

Han Solo and his dad James Bond comes to Earth in search of an expensive drink.

 

Marooned white guy on an island encounters difficulties, and a volleyball.

 

Bloke on an island loses a ball when he goes swimming.

 

Conan goes for a jog and kills an ex-WW2 POW turned game show host.

 

The US military finds an Egyptian time machine and uses it to go back in time and force regime change on the ancient Egyptians.

 

Nobody liked a superpowered mutant movie from a few years ago so another 2 hours of superpowered mutants, time travel and sideburns are needed to make everyone happy.

 

Two Americans fight over a girl. Side plot about some foreign country attacking some military base.

 

Matt Damon tries to find the WMDs in Iraq, he can't find them either.

 

Nicole Kidman has a hard time adjusting after she kills her children in a murder-suicide.

 

John Rambo has poor communication skills.

 

A horrifying picture show for homophobes.

 

The Soviet Union's latest propaganda push into sports is ruined by an over the hill boxer and his brother in laws' talking robot.

 

Helen Hunt & Bill Paxton reconcile through the magic/power of tornadoes.

 

A quiet young man returns to his small Midwestern hometown to celebrate Halloween.