Fun Explain a film plot badly.

Ex-con siblings go on a drive to save an orphanage, meet musicians.

 

Female news reporter gets a job in San Diego, experiences sexual harassment.

 

A sometimes visible, sometimes invisible mythical creature helps a young boy escape his cruel guardians.

 

a young sicilian man emigrates to new york to fulfill his dream of becoming a small business leader, community organizer, and marlon brando impersonator.

 

Another Night Shyamalan film with a blindingly obvious plot

 

A mythological hero brings his army to Manhattan to free civilization from a secret police and their group of demigods

 

Arnold transforms from a psychopathic barbarian to a slightly nicer psychopathic barbarian.

 

american president hosts world's biggest poker game.

 

A man spends two nights on a casino roof while his friends look for him.

 

Whiny punk is off-rooted from his home surroundings, gets involved with terrorists and ends up destroying an invaluable government facility as well as murdering the millions of employees within it.

 

US military uses an Apple Mac and a computer virus to defeat alien invaders

 

A prehistoric ***** starts causing **** in downtown NYC, allows herself to be transformed into a giant marshmallow and is duly roasted.

 

You all beat me to it, but I was going to add the punchline:

Hancock or Man of Steel -- you make the call?

(but I was giving heels1785 the weekend off for the start of Fantasy Football)

I think mine was going to be something like "Unique, invulnerable alien searches for his place and where he comes from and endures an ill-advised romance sub-plot while receiving sociopathic advice and causing untold damage to civilian populations!"

 

That actor is in it. You know, the one from that other movie you like. The one with the car. Well, he's fighting these things and he beats them in the end, but founds out he was one of them.

 

A car with a mind of its own helps a hapless driver win races.

 

Machines come to life, and a bunch of trucks trap some people in a diner.

 

Specky little git goes to a boarding school

 

Talking toys have adventures, while one of 'em goes through a serious existential crisis.

 

Dumb kid who may or may not be Indy Jones grand nephew from a cousin twice removed meets shape-shifting alien robots on their quest for their missing Rubik's cube. Hilarity ensues.

 

Rival groups shoot at each other and drive really fast in various parts of France while trying to get possession of a mysterious case.

 

A group of like minded folk join up with some other like minded folk and invite a separate group to exit their location and engage in recreation.

 

No means no. Even on recreational gaming tables. Woman fighting for women and puts some mustaches behind bars.

 

A mimetic polyalloy entity travels back in time to save his race.

 

Government employee uses amnesia as excuse to disobey job description.