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All together now: Innnnnnn West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days!.....

Where is the smiley [face_bitch_slap] when you need one!

 

Chillin out maxin relaxin all *BANG*

*falls to the ground dead*

 

Oh my god, they killed ODJ!

You ********.

 

I'm not dead! [/montypython]

 

Bring out your dead!

That's nicepence.

 

I'm getting better.

 

He's not dead! I can't take him like that, it's against regulations!

 

I feel happy! *dances about*

 

[smashes ODJ on head with large shoe]

Ah, thanks very much.

Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Right.
[clop clop]

Who's that then?

I don't know.

Must be a king.

Why?

He hasn't got **** all over him.

 

I didnt vote for you.

You dont vote for the king.

 

Well how'd he become king then?

 

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

 

It's good to be the King!

 

Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

 

Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

 

Shut up! Bloody peasant.

 

You hear that? You hear that eh?

 

Hear what?

 

the midlands post count catching up with the welsh.


oops!

 

That's enough of that sort of thing!

You keep this up and i'll make you order a starter for our pizza eating competition!

The Midlanders natural enemy. The Starter!