Favourite scottish fayre...

//grabbing Obi-one

Right...who's got the mince?

 

glub,glurb, blurb
HEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!

 

Mince is good...

It'll put hairs on yer chest

 

i already have, thank you!

 

Yes...but mince will give you scottish hairs!!!

Ginge!

 

Ooooooooo!!!!!!

 

:: inserts mince funnel in Obi's gob ::

:: proceeds to cram mince into it ::

You're going home ginger, greek boy !

 

oh no!
mad scot attacking!

 

Yeah...and you better believe it!!!

Gets tatties and carrots and peas and dough balls...

Right...these next...wance the mince is doon!

 

if yous want to feed me, can you please add some Irn-Bru as well?

 

mashes some neeps

 

aw man how much do I love mashed neeps with butter

Yummy yum

 

Gads. Mashed neeps only go with haggis and mashed tatties

 

Yeah, mashed with a lil bit of butter and salt & pepper.

 

Unt der tiny little spot of der Englishman's blud

 

Just remembered yesterday - Abernethy Biscuits!!!

 

Lovely biscuits

 

Indeed! I aint had them in ages

 

Aw man...

I could murdur a role n sausage with brown sauce.

 

Square sausage?

 

Oi slag bag, you want me to take any scottish fayre down with me on friday?

Already on the list:

Irn Bru (glass bottles)
tea bags
tunnocks tea cakes

Anything else? more scotch pies?

 

I was up at the weekend and brought down two packs of good squerr sausage

Glass bottle irn bru
Tunnocks tea cakes
And some more scotch pies...(which I'll put in me freezer LOL)



//all excited

 

Don't forget the potato scones !!!!!

 

Or fruit dumpling for frying - lovely stuff.

Is it any wonder the West of Scotland has such a bad health reputation [face_heart attack]

 

here.... have some kippers...
the essential fishy oils contained therein will thin yir blodd and re-open yir clogged arteries......

and make you smell like a cat-litter tray....