FF Romania STARCRAFT tournament 2008 - The only choice is war. The only allies are enemies.

Ladies.....si restul oamenilor pe de aici i have the pleasuresa va aduc campionatul de starcraft al FFR din 2008.
Meciurile vor incepe de saptamana viitoare pe la o vreme si va fi cam asa.
La inceput 8 oameni, in 4 meciuri, castigatori vor avansa la urmatoarea runda. And so on, pana la finala.
La fiecare meci va fi si un observer, dintre ceilalti concurenti (idealy).
There will be a grand prize pentru locurile 1 si 2, but mostly pentru 1.

Pana acuma avem:

Arapila, gandacelul aprig al Bistritei

Lavinia, the one with the stick

Tezeu teh bald

Mada cea prea-politehnista

Diana the ordinary 20 something

Andrei the imperial

and last but not least, Me the Me

ne mai trebuie un voluntar, chair si daca se ofera mara de dragul forumului ca si cannon fodder, dar mai avem nevoie de cineva.
Chantal, ionut, new guy?

 

I got dibs on the Protoss

 

Terran all the way.

 

Eu nu stiu despre ce vorbiti voi aici. E un joc? N-am jucat in viata mea, asa ca degeaba m-as oferi

 

To hel pyou folks, i bring you a small manual, da, nu e pentru starcfart, e pentru board-games, dar il puteti adapta


50 Ways to Annoy your Opponent

1. Bring a hand puppet. Question it constantly as to what is the best course of action.
2. Bring a small model coffin with undertakers. Everytime a model dies, escort it off the battlefield and give it model funeral. Remember to hum the funeral theme tune.
3. Bring a falsified rulebook ( hours of fun ).
4. Shave your head. Paint your skin green. Wear a nose ring. Grunt a lot.
5. Flip a coin at the start of the game. After observing the outcome, claim that you have won the game. Look upset if your opponent denies this. Sulk.
6. Bring 20 printed pages of notes and intellectual-looking glasses. Refuse to let your opponent look at them. Refer to them throughout the game. Speak aloud as you read- "he's gone there, so contingency plan 8a means that I should..."
7. Insist opponent rolls all your dice for you. Complain and insult your opponent if you get any bad rolls.
8. Before the game, do a little dance and motion to the gods. Curse your opponent dramatically.
9. Arrive before your opponent. Set up your army and then take the other side of the table. Act as if you are expecting to play with your opponent's army.
10. Add a spring loading system to your cannon. Bring lots of ball bearings.
11. Bring a plastic kid's sword and 'challenge' your opponent. If he refuses, claim you have won the game through his forfeit.
12. Play dead if your general dies.
13. Bring a Land-raider model from 40K. Leave it sitting conspicuously on your side of the table. Make cryptic references to the power of laser cannon in WHFB.
14. Complain that you don't think you can trust your hero.
15. Act as if you are a sports commentator. Commentate on the game. Incessantly.
16. Ask politely if your opponent wouldn't kill your general. Explain that its his birthday.
17. Bring a smoke machine. Insist on recreating the "fog of war".
18. Sacrifice a goblin to Mork before the game. Saw off its head with a craft knife.
19. Arrange models in a diorama in the middle of the battle. Take photos for a "battle report."
20. Sharpen your goblins' spears before the game with a craft knife. Grin widely.
21. Cackle diabolically. "The World is mine! Nothing can stop me now!"
22. State before the game that you are playing for the title of the champion of the universe.
23. Feel the personal loss of every soldier. "Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him well."
24. Lament the woes of war loudly. Faint when a model dies.
25. Add sound FX. Kaboom!
26. Ask if you can have TV rights to the game.
27. Just to surprise your opponent, agree amicably with and compliment your opponent!
28. Declare that you are opposed to the senseless destruction of our forests. Refuse to let him kill your treemen. Refuse to let him move through woods.
29. Insist on a lunch break for your troops. Bring a model Mr. Whippy Van.
30. Explain that you are a pacifist. Call off the game immediately.
31. Order your miniatures in your best Sergeant-Major voice. "Quick march, on the double- hut!"
32. Ask if your opponent is opposed to nuclear warfare. Carry a small spherical device. Give no other reasons.
33. Wear a crown. Say that you are the "Lord of the Galaxy". Get a horde of admirers to cheer you on.
34. Bring a stuffed, shaved poodle. Say it is your mascot.
35. Grow a Hitler moustache and wear a swastika. 'Discipline' your troops if they fail to salute you.
36. Cheer on your miniatures.
37. Hide under the table at the start of the game. Make your opponent drag you out. Speak in a nervous whisper. Confide in him that you are scared of his troops.
38. Leave a false army list lying around. Snatch it back angrily if your opponent starts to read it, but leave it visible.
39. Pull out an ace surreptitiously ( but obviously ) from your sleeve during the magic phase. Look pleased. Try to play it.
40. Keep a deck of Magic the Gathering cards handy. When you are told it is "the magic phase" bring out the cards and start to shuffle them.

 

Thanks.

 

OK, those were funny. Dar sa mor daca am inteles ceva. Despre ce e jocul asta, cum se joaca si care e faza?

 

Deci sa zicem ca mere.

Vorbim miercuri de toate alea. Aaa... Terrans rull ze world!!!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starcraft
srsly, daca ai rabdare si chef, read it, also, pentru joc, sa ma anunti pe YIM.

 

Later Edit:

Aparent am probleme cu conectarea iar Cyber este un pedagog NEdesavarsit. Adica n-am inteles mai nimic din ce-a zis si n-am gasit serverul de care tot zicea asa ca nu garantez ca voi putea juca miercuri. Voi fi on-line ca sa nu zica cineva ca n-am fost disponibil dar nu stiu cum mere treaba cu LANurile si cu hakimachi ala.

 

Miercuri?? Why wasn't i consulted as well? Serios, inca nici nu am kit de Starcraft.

 

I'm in daca mai aveti nevoie de cineva la cafteala pa net.
Sunt reachable pe YM pt. detaliile tehnice.

/me remembers the lost nights on the internet playing Starcraft... before the forums... before the dark times...

And btw, you can call me Rogue the LOST one.

 

Ia te uita cine a inviat
Bine ai revenit.

 

Tezeu din pacate e cam special de cand cu iubita si nu a inteles mai nimic.
Everyone calm down, ca incepem cam din 10-11 martie, anul domnului 2008 dupa calendarul gregorian. Ca sa inteleaga toata lumea.
Alternativ, 1429 dupa calendarul islamic.
O sa va explic la fiecare in aprte care e kit-ul si cum se instaleaza provided ca sunteti elevi mai apti ca tezeu, care a plecat in mijlocul explicatiei si dupa aia s-a plans ca nu ii mere.

 

Eu n-am plecat niciunde, tu te-ai apucat de joc si m-ai lasat cu ochii-n soare. Trebuie mentionat ca incepem pe 27-28 februarie dupa Stilul Vechi, la 2761 A.U.B.

Later EDIT!
YM Problem, s-a rezolvat

 

Stardate-315190.8

 

Da mai, stiu ce e Starcraft, in sensul jocului PC de strategie etc. Ma uitam acum mai multi ani la niste amici care se jucau intr-o retea (reteaua era intr-o camera), vreo 2-3 asa, se cafteau, si eu ma amuzam uitandu-ma la ei.
Intrebarea mea era: cum sa jucam noi? Intr-un online network game, care arata cum aratau alea pe computere? Sau era alt joc de nu ma prind eu, ceva ce sa aiba vreo legatura si cu cele 50 de replici hazoase?

 

the one and only




(for now, se mai face unul, dar aia e later)

 

Deci avem toti cei 8 concurenti?

Ce jucam? Campionat sau Cupa? Cum se fac alegerile? Cine cu cine si care cu care?

Hai dude, move it up!

P.S. Azi m-am jucat si eu primul meci on-line. I SUCK!

 

deci, o sa fac in weekend imparteala meciurilor, in frong of a impartial judge , suntem 8 cu rogue, care mi-a zis ca vrea sa joace, i-am dat si kit-ul.


suntem 8, meciurile vor fi saptamana viitoare.

 

Deci 4 meciuri dar... Ce jucam? Cupa sau Campionat?

Adica "castigatorul merge mai departe iar pierzatorul iese din competitie" sau "castigatorul ia 3 puncte si se rotesc adversarii"?

 

1, 2, 3, 4... Cupa si Campionatu' !
Now seriously, am inteles ca va fi vorba pt. inceput de "castigatorul merge mai departe iar pierzatorul iese din competitie".
Orice clasare peste locul 8 o voi considera o stralucita victorie and I'll drink for that.
In fact, I'll drink for anything. >.>

 

Eu voi bea si pt. locul 8. N-am fost niciodata bun la Starcraft Si n-am mai jucat serios de vreo 4-5 ani.

 

dude, ai jucat azi

 

Azi nu se pune!

Deci e CUPA?