Games Five Words Per Post Story Thread

Salacious found everything funny, even

 

though nobody else tended to.

 

Especially Bib Fortuna, who never

 

laughed at Salacious Crumb's jokes.

 

Mind you, he didn't laugh

 

at anything. This was because

 

life no longer held any

 

meaning since his hair loss.

 

Sheev owned hair transplant centers

 

but aliens weren't permitted entry.

 

Lobot and Mace Windu however

 

weren't bothered by their baldness.

 

"It's a sign of virility!"

 

insisted Mace, polishing his hilt

 

and shiny bald head simultaneously

 

whilst winking at Mon Mothma

 

and drinking gin.

Have you

 

seen my car?” shouted Luke

 

scrabbling furiously for his keys

 

"it's got wheels on it!"

 

Luke sped off, tyres screeching

 

, for the famous Beggar's Canyon.

 

He shot two womp rats

 

with a water gun then

 

showed Ben his pierced nipple