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will cry like a baby

 

. "Of course, my lord, should..."

 

replied Tarkin, who was prancing

 

. "Stop prancing!" Vader rudely interjected.​

 

Tarkin didn't stop, so Vader

 

threw a datapad at him

 

which struck Tarkin in the

 

shoulder as he tried to

 

pull Vader's cape off, which

 

he did, then yelled "Ole!"

 

Vader charged headfirst at Tarkin

 

which made Tarkin soil himself.

 

Tarkin shot the laughing stormtrooper

 

with a big, slimey spitball

 

instead of a blaster pistol

 

which would've made more sense

 

"Enough" said Vador, tell me

 

why I just soiled myself

 

Well, /cough/, the darkside of

 

your underwear smells like a

 

jedi, and that could be

 

unhealthy, said Tarkin who was

 

still dodging Vader's attempts

 

to give him a massage

 

in the face. "Eck Vador...