Forget the martians, we're being invaded by ants!

yes

 

thank you Vlad.

And the ants have spread. I hear they are planning a two pronged assault right as we speak on Portugual and the UK.

Where's Lance Corporal Jones when you need him?

[image=http://www.dadsarmy.cwc.net/sonsea1.jpg]

 

"oo do you fink you are kidding Linepithema humile
If you fink we're on the run

we are the boys oo wil stop your little game
we are the boys oo will make you think again

so oo do you fink you are kidding Linepithema humile
if you fink old England's done "

:: multiple-legged knees-up::

 

That two prongued attack - aka a Pincer movement?

Deadly.

// shakes head

Especially when carried out by ants

 

That is very well true... but things change as the eons progress. You really going to say that most Australians are actually English? That'll go down well with them

"English" here in terms of being from, born and living in England. That's how I see it. Considering myself European is way down the list. Most of my Euro mates think along the same lines with their own country. ALL my Euro mates didn't want the currency

 

My eyes are bleeding

 

ants in yer pants'll do that to ya.

 

true but if your saying we are all come from europeans anyway you are even being more racist because life came from africa, and before that the sea. If you take it to extremes 1,000s of years ago i can take it further back 10,000s of years.

Iam was born in England. So are you saying that England doesnt exist? Just some super state europe?

Just because i class myself as British iam racist. Thats what i hate about europe that want everybody the same. And if you say that you are from another place you are classed as a racist or the fad at the moment a terrorist. Look at what is happened in Spain and Ireland. Bring more and more people under one flag is a bad idea.

 

there he goes again... bringing "pants" into the conversation

how many times Wolf?


edit:
Chill Jumpin'Jedi.....
Jonie Mitchell said it best man
"we are all stardust"
which is like, beautiful, man.

 

Don't try me Donk.

 

aaaarggh

my sock has a hole in it !

::rushes for darning needle and toenail clippers::

 

LOL. Busted.

 

[image=http://www.dfwpest.com/ants.jpg]

They're coming......

 

Vlad - now you've been caught - there's nothing to stop you telling me...was it a Vicks inhaler?

 

well, not that i didn't already know but this, "how many times Wolf?"

kinda gave it away.

 

Iam stardust with a British TM

"A sign of quality"

"Yeah i like to think of myself as human being, not a chinese american" (or something like that) But who said it?

 

Vicks inhaler !

Don't be ridiculous.

Amyl nitrate or nothing.......

 

ya know, if that gets on your skin it leaves a burn mark........

 

man, what kinda scary vicks do you buy?

 

if it get in your brain, it leaves a hole....
::sniffffff::

damn... there goes 'how to do long division', my mum's birthday and the tune to 'Mr Ben'.......

 

ah, that would explain a missing day from my life.

Now if only I could figure out the others....

Ack....now i trying to remember the tune to Mr Ben. And failing.

 

Vicks has exactly the same effect as poppers as long as you fill your Vicks inhaler with it. Apparently.

Anyway. Are the aunts here yet?

 

@JJF... that was probably Bruce Lee.

 

oh, thank heavens, I've remembered the tune to Mr Ben...

that was going to bother me.

Righty-ho, time to go, things to see, people to do.
take care, catch yous later...

::collects scattered socks::
::dankdonk out::

 

aah, the hedonistic days at xmas. thinking of the baby jebus whilst on anthrax and poppers.