[Gen] Quote du jour

"Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight, Sir?"

 

Well, if droids could think, there'd be none of us!"

 

"Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud."

 

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." Auric Goldfinger.

 

The snow had begun in the gloaming,
And busily all the night
Had been heaping field and highway
With a silence deep and white.
James Russell Lowell (1819?1891), U.S. poet. The First Snowfall

 

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren?t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker (1893?1967)

 

"Why oh why, didnt I take the blue pill." - Cypher

 

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance" Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

 

"Hope can either bring insurmountable joy or distain and misery."

Melody Deel

it is true...i am deep and thought provoking. he he he

 

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." Jimi Hendrix

 

"A clever man commits no minor blunders." Goethe (1749-1832)

 

"It's not the mistake, but what you make of it."




ME

 

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me." Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)

 

"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies." Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

 

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

 

"You gotta support Bush. You can't criticize him, 'cause that's like booing at the Special Olympics."
Wanda Sykes

 

"Logic is in the eye of the logician." Gloria Steinem

 

"No one can earn a million dollars honestly." William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)

 

"Everything has been figured out, except how to live." Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

 

"I want mad groupie love."

Jeremy Evans (singer in my band. maybe you had to be there, but I laughed my arse off when he said that.))

 

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it." Moses Hadas (1900-1966)

 

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

 

"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink."

Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

 

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."

G.K. Chesterton

 

We are all such accidents. We do not make up history and culture. We simply appear, not by our own choice. We make what we can of our condition with the means available. We must accept the mixture as we find it?the impurity of it, the tragedy of it, the hope of it.

Saul Bellow (b. 1915), Canadian?born U.S. novelist