Kia Ora. Thanks for clicking - and I hope you don't regret it. Title: GFFA Hums Author: Tahi Genre: Humour - Hums and poems based on When We Were Very Young, The Hums of Pooh and The House at Pooh Corner Notes: I apologise to A. A. Milne for these - but I just can't resist an idea when it pops into my head. I guess you need to be at least vaguely familiar with the two books noted above, as I've kept to the rhymes and rhythms of the poems and hums therein. I've also copied the grammar style, to a certain extent anyway, and capitalisation - even though it sometimes put my teeth on edge. I hope I don't offend any hardline Pooh fans out there - but if I do, just take three breaths and recite the Jedi Code. Serenely yours ~Tahi~ ******* [Based on "Jonathan Jo"] Teneniel Djo (A warning kind of poem written by Luke after a visit to Dathomir) Teneniel Djo Has a mouth like a bow. She looks cute but she's full of surprises; She's after a man, So take care where you land, 'Coz she'll get you, whatever your size is. ******* [Based on "Happiness"] Satisfaction (A happy kind of poem about Jag on the occasion of a date with Jaina.) Jag had Thigh High Nerf Hide Boots on; Jag gave his Dark Hair A Hasty Pat; Jag had sleek Black Skin Tight Pants on--- And that (Said Jag) Is That. ******** [Based on "Brownie"] Blondie (A confessional kind of poem by Anakin) In a corner of my bedroom is a great big curtain, If mum knew who's behind it I'd be in the poo; I think she's gone to bed, but I'm not quite certain. (Tahiri isn't certain, too.) ******** [Based on Pooh's "Tiddely Pom" hum from Chapter 1 of The House at Pooh Corner.] Boom (A lamenting, vengeful kind of hum made by R2D2 while putting up with C3PO when they were waiting for Luke and Han to return on Hoth) The more it snows, [Enhance: thermo circuits] The more he goes, [Mute: auditory circuits] The more he goes, [Disable: auditory circuits] On moaning. Little does he know, [Activate: blast circuits] How close he grows, [Prime: blast circuits] How close he grows, [Activate: target circuits] To exploding. ******** I hope to get time to do a few more soon.