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Beyond - Legends GFFA Hums - SW/Pooh Crossover - 11/23 Updated with a very special hum for Artoo

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by Tahi, Apr 19, 2005.

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  1. Tahi

    Tahi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Lots of people at a certain movie, methinks. ;)
     
  2. YodaKenobi

    YodaKenobi VIP star 6 VIP

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    Lots of people at a certain movie, methinks.

    Yeah, people are really excited about "Monster in Law." :p

    The Courtier
    He grimaced,
    Then went and found
    Ta'a Chume:
    "The Prince seeks a pretty girl
    To grace his marriage bed."
    Ta'a Chume
    Said sweetly:
    "You'd better tell
    The Chume'da
    That many people nowadays
    Choose abstinence
    Instead."


    [face_laugh]

    "I'm going to choose the Alderaanian instead!"

    :D

    I'm always impressed by your use of words, Tahi. It's great how you can use these poems to write coherent and funny stories. Really great job! :)
     
  3. Tahi

    Tahi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Monster-in-law - LOL :D

    Thanks for reading, Yoda. :) And thanks for the feedback. The original poems/hums told little stories so I'm just trying to transfer the same idea but translate it into a SW situation. It's like doing a really satisfying puzzle. LOL
     
  4. Vongchild

    Vongchild Jedi Master star 5

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    Funny one!!!! :)

    Going after Leia... that is most dangerous.
     
  5. Thrawn McEwok

    Thrawn McEwok Co-Author: Essential Guide to Warfare star 6 VIP

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    Tahi: :eek: :D [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Perfect!! :D :cool:

    - The Imperial Ewok
     
  6. Dev_Binks

    Dev_Binks Jedi Knight star 6

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    Going after Leia... that is most dangerous.

    True, and her children, but you have to like Isolder and Ta'a Chume's persistance. First Leia, then Jaina, and they both had lightsabers!


    These really are wonderful Tahi, and I think most of us are enjoying the thinking back feeling we get. Yeah, I can't think of that word...
     
  7. Tahi

    Tahi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Vongchild
    Yes - chasing Leia = really dumb. LOL

    Thrawn
    Merci. :)

    Dev
    Thanks. Yup - I think I know what you mean. Kind of nostalgic. ;)
    Ta'a Chume is nothing if not persistent that's for sure. A pity she and Borsk never hit it off. :D
     
  8. NenYim

    NenYim Jedi Youngling star 3

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    The Aide said,
    "Yeouch!"
    And hurried to
    The Courtier.
    The Courtier
    Said, "Wow! What a
    Huge bump on your head!"
    The Queen said,
    "Ha, ha!
    I had you going
    That time.
    Here are the women
    Who've been suitably bred."


    Sounds just like Ta'a Chume. :D

    "I'm going to choose the Alderaanian instead!"

    [face_laugh]
     
  9. Whitey

    Whitey Jedi Master star 6

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    Tahi, I have no idea where you get you're ideas, but... [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Perhaps your talents were given by Ian McDiarmid? :p

    Yeah, people are really excited about "Monster in Law."

    People are flocking to it after Peter Travers from Rolling Stone called it a "hoot." [face_laugh]
     
  10. Tahi

    Tahi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nen Yim
    Glad that does sound like the iron lady. ;) Thanks for reading. :)

    Whitey
    Wow - oh to be as evil and oily as Iain, heh heh. :)
    I'll take that as a compliment. :)

    Have you seen Ep3 yet? I have but I won't make any comment about it for fear of accidentally spoiling someone. :D


     
  11. Jaded_Girl

    Jaded_Girl Jedi Master star 4

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    Lovely as usual! =D= Loved the interactions and the aides and courtiers going to and fro! ^_^ But my favorite part was reading the first few lines and realizing we're on Hapes! :D *rereads "Teneniel Djo"... for the full effect, don't ya know...* :p
     
  12. Tahi

    Tahi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Hi JadedGirl. Ah yes - Hapes. It's an interesting place. It always makes me think of the English court with all its intrigue. LOL

    Thanks again. :)
     
  13. Dev_Binks

    Dev_Binks Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm hoping if I up this, Tahi will get the hint adn give us another Hum.
     
  14. Tahi

    Tahi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Dev
    It worked! :D Here's another.

    *********
    [Based on "Missing"]

    Grand Theft Speeder
    (A frustrated kind of poem made by a confused minor bureaucrat who was visiting 500 Republica on night "business.")

    Has anybody seen my speeder

    I popped away for less than a minute
    Just to check the parking limit,
    And no sooner had I turned my back,
    The damn thing disappeared! Like that!
    It's the latest model T-type two-seater.
    Has anyone seen my speeder?

    'Scuse me, sir, have you seen my speeder?

    It's a yellow one; the spec reckons
    Zero to max in seven seconds --
    So it's probably already past the fountains
    And halfway to the Menari Mountains!

    It must be somewhere. I'll ask that Dug.
    Er, on second thoughts - no. He'll think I'm a mug.
    Oh this is a pain --
    And it's starting to rain . . .

    Hasn't anybody seen my speeder?

     
  15. JediCallista_1_6_e54

    JediCallista_1_6_e54 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    HAHAHAHAAH!! Another great one!
     
  16. YodaKenobi

    YodaKenobi VIP star 6 VIP

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    Tahi: [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    If he only knew it was a Jedi who took it :p (I assume we're talking about AOTC here anyway...) Great poem, Tahi. I wondered about what the owner of the speeder would think. I think he's mentioned in the novelization [face_laugh]
     
  17. Vongchild

    Vongchild Jedi Master star 5

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    Anakin's been speederjacking again, methings. [face_laugh]
     
  18. Tahi

    Tahi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Jedi_Callista
    Thanks. Glad you're still enjoying them.

    Yoda
    Yep - this is AotC territory. :)

    Well - I can't help feeling sorry for the guy who owned the speeder. How did he get home? What did his wife say? LOL

    Vongchild
    Yes - that naughty Anakin. Light-fingered boy. ;)
     
  19. TKeira_Lea

    TKeira_Lea Jedi Knight star 5

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    As a huge Pooh fan, I can't believe I missed these! :eek:

    Brilliant I say! What fun to read :D

    And the last couple have had me chuckling. Hoping for more...

    *goes back to snuggling with my Eeyore pillow until that time*
     
  20. Courtney_Solo

    Courtney_Solo Jedi Master star 4

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    That was funny.

    The Death Star
    (A puzzled kind of poem by an Imperial engineer)

    What is the matter with Palpatine?
    He's having a tantrum and making a scene,
    And he's zapping the head of the Death Star team.
    What is the matter with Palpatine?

    What is the matter with Palpatine?
    We've booked him a date with a cute Falleen
    And some Twi'leks from PlaySith holozine.
    What is the matter with Palpatine?

    What is the matter with Palpatine?
    The Death Star is finished and looking pristine,
    And we're sure we used only the best plastine.
    What is the matter with Palpatine?

    ^That was one of my favorites, And this one...

    Grand Theft Speeder
    (A frustrated kind of poem made by a confused minor bureaucrat who was visiting the Senate Building on night business.)

    Has anybody seen my speeder

    I popped away for less than a minute
    Just to check the parking limit,
    And no sooner had I turned my back,
    The damn thing disappeared! Like that!
    It's the latest model T-type two-seater.
    Has anyone seen my speeder?

    'Scuse me, sir, have you seen my speeder?

    It's a yellow one; the spec reckons
    Zero to max in seven seconds --
    So it's probably already past the fountains
    And halfway to the Menari Mountains!

    It must be somewhere. I'll ask that Dug.
    Er, on second thoughts - no. He'll think I'm a mug.
    Oh this is a pain --
    And it's starting to rain . . .

    Hasn't anybody seen my speeder?

    [face_laugh] they are all Very good! Courtney_Solo
     
  21. Jadis_Ionian

    Jadis_Ionian Jedi Padawan star 4

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    These are incredibly funny, Tahi! :D My favourite was Wedding Plans - the rythm of The King's Breakfast makes for such fun reading, and your words work so well with it.

    I'd love to see you do something with the poem that goes
    James James Morrison Morrison
    Weatherby George Dupree
    took great care of his mother
    though he was only three.


    It's one of my favourites. :D

    (And for the record, I'll take classic Pooh over Disney's any day. ;))

    *Jadis*
     
  22. Tahi

    Tahi Jedi Knight star 5

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    TKL
    You have an Eeyore pillow? Gah - I'm jealous. ;) I DO have an Eeyore toy though, and Anna has a Winnie the Pooh toy and a Tigger car seat cover. :) Bounce, bounce.

    Thanks for reading - yes I do have some more I want to do. :)

    Courtney_Solo
    Thanks. :) Glad you liked them.

    Jadis_Ionian
    I love your name. Is Jadis anything to do with the queen in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe? I'm a big fan of the Narnia books as are my kids.

    Yep - I do want to do one based on James, James Morrison, Morrison. I have one idea, just need a bit of time to play with it and see if it works. :)

    Thanks for reading. :)
     
  23. Thrawn McEwok

    Thrawn McEwok Co-Author: Essential Guide to Warfare star 6 VIP

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    Tahi: Hasn't anybody seen my speeder?

    :D [face_laugh] These just get better and better =D= =D=

    - The Imperial Ewok
     
  24. Tahi

    Tahi Jedi Knight star 5

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    yay - good to see you, thrawn
    thanks :)
     
  25. FelsGoddess

    FelsGoddess Game Host star 5 VIP - Game Host

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    These are great. I really like Satifaction, Hoth Morning, The Death Star, How to Deal with Jedi, Dream On [face_laugh] , and Wedding Plans. Great job!
     
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