Great and fearless leader Narundi Jedi I need your help

Thats right Jess, i need your help.


It seems that Saber is in need of a date for our next Fanforce meeting. I was hoping sometime the end or beginning of July. The boy needs a kiss from a girl to put him in his place. Seems he insulted a friend of mine named padawan emily. Her new dog is Nerf. So he called her a Nerfherder. So I told him he either needs a kiss from a wookie or a kiss from a woman his age.


So if you know of any girls his age that would be willing to come to a fanforce event to put him in his place then by all means.

This boy needs to be set down the straight and narrow.

Its not right to insult woman. You must treat them with respect.

 

I am NO good at finding anyone a girlfriend. I can't even find enough close female friends to be my bridesmaids, so finding someone a girlfriend isn't going to be my specialty. Sorry.

Jae Angel

 

Ok, I will be an usher if you find him a gal. how about that.


Or if you really need to, I can escort your mother down the aisle. And for the rest of the wedding. See to her, and keep her out of your hair if necessary.


All you have to do get him a girl.


Yes its not a fair trade but it will make both of you happy.


I mean how hard can it really be/

 

I definitely don't need more ushers. More male friends = no lack of ushers. I'm serious when I say I can't even fill my side of the altar, let alone find him a girlfriend. Sorry pal.

Jae Angel

 

I still can't figure out how this a punishment for what I said. . . I'm not complaining, though.

<[-]> Saber