Hi Greetings to all!

Hello hello! Greetings to all from yes, another newbie here to the forums! Although I do hope to befriend many of you quickly I've been a Star Wars fan since I was little (when Princess Leia was literally the be-all/end-all of respectable female characters), and yet - the older I get, the more and more I appreciate about the stories, the symbolism, the connection between these tales and our very own, very real lives -- that's what I have come to appreciate most!

Anyways, enough of the deep talk.....for now anyways
MTFBWY
-- Akiva

 

Hello and welcome to the boards. Hope to see you around.

 

Welcome to the forums.

Should you be interested in any Jedi training, the Guardians of Light are right around the corner.

Ask any questions and we will do our best to answer.

 

I'll be over to visit the Dark Side soon enough, Lady Belligerent No persuasion needed. I have a tendency to.....waver.....between the light and dark.

Ahh yes, I'll be visiting that soon enough as well, ConservativeJedi321. Thank you much!

 

There is no waver.

There is dark

Or light.



p.s. We have cookies and a Wookiee with pearls. We're clearly superior to the Jedi.

 

Ha! Listen to you, Ani


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Lol. I have a sock account named Darth.Vader, I'm qualified to speak as a Sith.

Did...you...just...edit...your....post?


DON'T TURN TO THE JEDI

*pleads*

They're horrible. You don't know what you're getting yourself into!!!!

 

Pizza AND cookies AND a wookie with pearls?

I've heard about these cookies, though. That's enough for me to bring me over.

 

The pearls are skulls!

And the Wookiee sheds! And they'll make you sweep it up!

 

I'm trying not to edit! Ahhhh, the pressure!!

Tell me...how is it that you handle pressure, Anakin.Skywalker? mwhaa ha haa.

 

I handle pressure well. We're like a family in the Sith Empire. We support each other and help each other rise to power.

 

The Jedi have a rather fun family of our own.

We have a crusader in our midst.
And a pet squirrel.

 

The Sith will teach you things the Jedi cannot imagine. You can rise to unmatched power and glory.

 

Welcome to the boards!
The Dark Side also has cakes.. I should know, I bring them

 

The Jedi also have an Aussie that likes to spoil us with candy.

But the Jedi are more than capable of standing toe-to-toe with the Sith.

 

Candy? Mere candy?

Despicable.

 

Yeah well.. um.. we have hwhips. So there.

 

Do not underestimate the power of the Candy *Waves hand mysteriously*

 

I would wrench off your hand with the Force but it's a welcome thread so... better keep it blood free.

 

*Rubs old scratches on hand*

Hmph, our squirrel is friendlier. The worst he'll do is drop a few nuts on your head.

 

Okay, so: cookies, wookies, whips, cakes, squirrels...Trying to keep this all straight...lol. So many choices.

Anakin.Skywalker -- Persuasive. Very persuasive.
Your tone alone is working!