This year's [hl=orange]Halloween Challenge[/hl] comes from thegreatyoda: "It Was A Dark and Stormy Night Challenge". Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write the single worst opening sentence that you can possibly think of for a vignette. In other words, write a 1,000 word vignette with the worst opening sentence you can come up with. Rules 1. Your entry must be received by October 29th. Contest will be judged and over by November 5. 2. Your entry must be exactly 1,000 words long and must have "Halloween Challenge" in the title so our indexers know to look over it. Please LINK YOUR STORY HERE IN THIS THREAD. 3. And finally, you must have fun.