Senate heartbleed? more liek shart-thneed

so this is a real thing after all?

 

It has to be real. After all, it's on the internet.

 

lol my car insurance sent me an email TODAY about their action plan for this. lol, dawg, this is the internet. we've already moved on to the next world-ending super-virus

 

I didn't get a letter from the government saying my tax information has been hijacked. I think that's a good thing.

 

well that's what the lizard people WANT you to think, of course

 

Since the lizard people run the government and everything else, they don't really need to hijack your tax info because they already have it.

 

You guys take the lizard people thing farther than David Icke does. That's impressive.

 

are you saying there ARENT lizard people in high positions in our government?

 

I'm saying I don't know for sure. I've seen some pretty weird stuff, but nothing that proves beyond a reasonable doubt.

 

Time to add a layer of lead to the tin foil under your hats, guys.

 

is obama a lizard person?

 

It would be unscientific to say no with certainty, since we're without sufficient evidence either way.

//is making Senate-ish post, sorta?

 

Of course! Anthropomorphic lizards! That explains why I have that memory of bursting out of a cracked egg. I've been wondering all my life if I dreamed that.

 

you gotta watch the eyes.

 

Vertical slit pupils?

 

Definitely seen that.

 

could you give specifics?

 

pleasepleaseplease

 

Excuse poor camera quality.

 

Irrefutable evidence.

 

Oh, definitely, you know how I've been saying that David Icke was right and woe to them that disbelieve? Yeahhh....

In all seriousness, it's something, but it's still not conclusive.

 

But I thought the Illuminati ran the government while inside a spaceship orbiting Uranus?!

 

Suckers. Can't you see it's photoshopped?