Hello All You Welsh People

i wondered where hazel had gone!

 

Apparently human flesh tastes a lot like chicken.

Which makes you worry about the fact that so much stuff has a chicken flavour to it..

OH MY GOD!

Pot Noodle is PEOPLE!

 

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Doesn anyone actually read and reply to my posts? You know I put a lot of effort into my jokes and hunor, you could at least acknowledge them sometimes.

 

Actually according to the cannibals of papa new gueniue (SP) we taste more like bad pork...they wont eat western people cos we have too much addatives in our flesh..and taste funny. so i guess were safe.

 

The fact that cannibals worry about aditives and artifical flavouring is somewhat worrying.

I prefer my flesh eaters to be more kind of mad and insane, just like in the movies.

 

Yes, I would rather cannibals were crazy. If they were like evryone else you would be in much more danger of being eaten.

 

People in the Valleys may have thier problems, but as of yet Cannabilism isn't one of them, so i'm not too worried.

But give it another few years and who knows what Chavs will mutate into!

 

hurray!! then they will actually be worth shooting whereas now its just a nusance to shoot

 

True, true. Maybe the hunting people will be pleased we could give them back a sport CHAV HUNTING.

 

lets lock and load

 

All the more reason to make real lightsabers.

 

but we dont want to get that close to em lol

 

Excellent idea! We could round them all up and release them into the forest. Then we could hold the annual "Chav hunting party".

The person who bags the most Chavs will will a signed, limited edition replica Count Dooku lightsaber!

All together now:

"Shhh, be velly quiet. I'm huting Chav-itts. hahahahahaha"

 

nah. i think the guys should get a date with natilie portman and a few signed goodies and the gals should get a date with hayden and a padme dress

 

Wouldn't Hayden look a little silly in a Padme dress??

 

depends on which one i think! if he wore the black one then all our dreams would always have that horrible image! whereas if he wore the queen red dress then you wouldnt be able to tell it was him except for the height

 

What about one of her preggers dresses?

I think that would give a lot more room for movement for someone his size.

You know I think this forum has reached a new low...

 

*knocks both heads together* You are both as bad as each other. I don't really know how this forum got so bad but stop it. Anyhoo Padme's dresses are irritating, I wouldn't want one anyway.

 

Ok then, so what dress do you think Anakin would look best in?

Maybe a nice Laura Ashley.

You know, I think your right. This is going to far now!

 

Glad to see you've coome to your senses. Now behave and talk about something sensible (How Welshguy would look in Padme's dresses?)

 

how about you in the dresses! people would pay for that lol!

 

Nver gonna happen Dave. In fact hell will freeze over when I next put on a dress willingly.

 

easily solved! which one welshguy:-
drunk or drugged?

 

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Start picking something out.