So I'm going to start a vlog. It's going to be about the history and current issues of my hometown, Amsterdam. Now I noticed from previous shows about the history and current issues of Amsterdam that the presenters's attires have always been rather drab. In fact, it's like there's a rule that if you want to present a show about history and current issues, your attire is supposed to be drab. Beige dinner jackets indoors, thick gore-tex coats outside. I want to break that rule. So what should I wear? I was thinking all-black, slightly edging towards steampunk. I designed a cane: But when the prop shop told me how much that would cost ($1500) I backed down. So what should I wear? Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.