Welcome to Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 7.5, the sort-of successor to the RPF's social thread!

Rules

• No Blasters! or flaming of any sort.
• Try not to destroy my furniture
• Respect the modly powers that may visit
• Obey the rules of whoever might own the place
• RP and chat as much as you want
• No harming The Staff in any way!
• No eating in the bathtub
• Do as Thok says!
• No Priuses allowed!
• This is not a rule.
• Lens flare is mandatory.

Thok still has controlling equity here, and he's still the manager and slave-driver of our beloved Bar and Grille. Some dude named Huggard bestowed a blessing upon his Thokiness, and here we are, years later, still running the place.

Sadly, Hooper's has been forced to discontinue its fine daycare services due to an over-enthusiastic Jellotron-9000 Personal Baby Care Robot. Too many burpings, man. Too many burpings. Instead, we've got karaoke, because it was on sale at the Sally Ann and we got a sweet deal on a bunch of Manilow tapes, you should check them out.

Thing is, we're still looking for staff. I mean, we always are, turnaround is awful, you know?

Staff
Village Idiot - Protégé_of_Thrawn
Barkeep - Thok
Barwench - GrandAdmiralJello
Barback - Sarge221
Barmaiden - DarthXan318

New Additions

What, you're not a Fanilow? Barry's not good enough for you?

I mean, I guess we've got a jacuzzi, a cheese fountain, the LSABOT (to relieve glorious RPGs of yesteryear, natch), karaoke, a jacuzzi...wait...oh, right, the Don LaFontaine Memorial Cheez Fountain. Yeah. And a hamster ball ride. Like, for people. Zorbs for all!

And again, Barry Manilow karaoke. I really can't stress that enough.

Enjoy responsibly!

 

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And now… FIRST POST!

 

What's that little number way at the end? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!

 

First reply counts as first post in all the important metrics, dawg. I think I showed considerable restraint in not going for the Crossbone Vanguard related post I originally had planned.

 

**comes in, huffing and puffing, while dragging the the huge, special built Coffee machines,

the cheese


and


chocolate fondu fountains



, miles of plastic. She quickly sets up the first three machines, and then disappears out the back, muttering something about a bouncy castle.....**



NOT LEAVING MY COFFEE MACHINE BEHIND!!!!
NOPE NOPE!!



AHHHHH!!!
Now...tis proper once more!

 

That Chocolate fountain looks pretty good, is it open to everyone?

 

Coffee is the right of all sentient beings.

 

Why of course!!

And for the new place, I'll even put out the GOOD chocolate!

Goes well with a proper cup of coffee...
And like Saint said...

~~

 

Well, looks like it's gonna be fun, y'all.

 

Oh yeah!!

 

New thread!

 

All manner of fruits and other yummy things dipped in chocolate and the best part is that it's cup of coffee compatible!

 

Jarba Ferret approves

 

A chocolate fountain? That is enough to make me post more!

Nom nom nom...

(mobile sock of s65horsey)

 

I loled @ Ramza.

 

It's a thing that seems to happen a lot.

 

Ooh ooh ooh, I just noticed something! This place doesn't have a janitor! Can I have the position? PLEEEZE!

 

No.




(Seriously, no.)



(More seriously: yeah, probably. )

 

Speaking of raised hopes, turns out the UC Berkeley library is going to be publishing the second volume of Mark Twain's autobiography in October! They have apparently decided to eschew the initially rumored 25 years between volumes release schedule plan. To which I say:



It was seriously the only concern I had about possibly dying before 70.

 

A wild PENG appears!

 

Ah yes, the ubiquitous YOLO.

 

Well, you know, YOLO, right?