Games How Star Wars could've ended in 1 minute, EU edition

The Eternity Crystal isn't a hoax and time resets are possible.An evil Jerni goes back in time and destroys the galaxy.The other Jerni go back and stop him but they all change different things.Thus,the Galaxy has a bunch of different timelines and Star Wars has a time travel and dimensional travel theme. Also it is called Time Wars.

 

The Bedlam spirits have a little too much fun and the galaxy is never formed.

 

Kyp Durron isn't as lucky as he thinks and crashes the shuttle into a black hole near Kessel.

 

Emperor Palpatine didn't put an override code on the world devastators. Many different things could follow from there.

 

Pellaeon throws himself in front of Rukh and gets stabbed instead of Thrawn.

 

Raabakyysh either didn't notice the plagues Nolaa Tarkona had or didn't care, and the human killing virus (among others) spread across the galaxy.

 

The Sith conquer the republic circa 1000 BBY and then the galaxy relapses into eternal barbarism

 

Mara kills Jacen in their duel.

 

Mara and Jacen kills each other in their duel.

 

The Killiks conquer the Galaxy and everybody becomes a joiner.

 

In Dark Rendevous, Dooku doesn't notice Anakin on Vjun, and Yoda catches him.

 

Bane and Zannah kill each other on Ambria.

 

The blaster shot fired by Lorian Nod kills Dooku.

 

The Legions of Lettow prevail in the first great schism-Jedi destroyed and vastly different galactic history.

 

Disneyland opens on Coruscant, then before you know it they start popping up all over the place from Tatoonie to Endor. The whole gaxaly follows Padme and 'loses the will to live' ! Then comes the dark time....the time of Emperor Mickey Mouse.....oh wait come to think of it that last part is acutely reality, my bad

 

The gizka and hoojibs join forces and take over the galaxy.