SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Galactic News Service: "And now, your latest sports update. Tragedy struck at this season's Boonta Eve Classic podrace on Tatooine. Young rookie phenom Anakin Skywalker died when his pod racer suddenly veered off course and careened into a mesa side causing a deadly explosion. A power coupling failure is suspected in this incident. Sebulba of Malastare was your eventual winner.

Up next, weather. Looks like more thunderstorms ahead later this weekend for Kamino. Stay tuned."

 

A whistleblower reveals that there have been transmissions between the Chancellor's office and planets that are known to be under Separatist control. Palpatine is impeached for collusion, and Padme wins the next election to become Chancellor Skywalker. Yes, Anakin and Padme announce their marriage because Anakin no longer needs the Jedi Order, he's married to the most powerful woman in the galaxy!

 

Jar Jar: Meesa propose that the Senate give immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor.
Most Senators: No.
Jar Jar: How can yousa do theesa? Issa outrageous! Issa unfair!
Most Senators: Take a seat, young Binks.

 

Padme: I call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Palpatine's leadership.
Most of the Senate: Agree!

 

(not sure what the policy is on consecutive posts, hopefully I am not breaking any forum rules)

Poggle: Here is the Death Star schematic, my Count.
Dooku: Why is there an exhaust port leading directly to the reactor core?
Poggle: No idea, it was the Erso human's idea. He said it was necessary.
Dooku: Well, tell Galen Erso that he's fired. Then fix that flaw.
Poggle: It will be done, my Count.

 

Padme decides to vote participate in the Senate proceedings during ATOC via Space Zoom and doesn't give Palpatine unlimited power.

 

Windu: Chancellor, the Jedi Council would like to test your blood for midichlorians.

 

Han: Let’s hope the old man got that tractor beam out of commission or this could be a real short trip.


Vader uses the Force to pull back the Falcon like Ahsoka in Victory and Death

 

Dooku’s parents raise him to be a Count instead of handing him over to the Jedi, so the Dooku-Qui-Gon-Obi-Wan-Skywalkers Jedi lineage never comes to be.

 

Palpatine dies in a speeder crash before he can be discovered by Darth Plagueis (LEGENDS canon)

 

Palpatine forgets to move his Sith stuff out of the shot for his space-Zoom call with Yoda.

 

"Chewbacca here's just told me to **** off so we'll ask that rodian for help"

 

Wuher changes his droid detector settings from Raise Alarm to Disintegrate With Prejudice.

 

Yoda is in Palpatine's office. Palpatine is talking to another senator. Meanwhile, the phone rings and Yoda decides to answer out of courtesy. Unfortunately, it was Palpatine's Sith Line receiving a call from Darth Plagueis.

 

LUKE did you know my father?
OBI WAN yeah i had the high ground once and left him for dead on an active volcano...? do you wanna come with me to try to finish him off?
LUKE i can take you as far as Anchorhead

 

At the end of the 100-Year Darkness, the Dark Jedi receive the death penalty.

 

The missiles hit Obi-Wan's fighter, and they're carrying regular explosive warheads.

 

Jango uses a regular blaster bolt to kill Zam and Obi-Wan has nothing to lead him to Kamino

 

Luke and Leia get married? Someone had to have said that already.

 

Every single jedi that's survives order 66 teams up to take out Vader and Palpatine right after they take power.

 

The wind blows Sidious’s hood off while he’s chatting with Maul on the balcony.

 

Anakin did not try spinning, that's a good trick.

 

Jar Jar didn't try to steal food from a stand on Tatooine, which ends up landing on Sebulba, which ends up involving Anakin.

 

Artoo was blown away before he could fix Amidala's ship's shields.

 

didya find any droids?

no sir, apart from a gold one and little white one