SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

The laser blast from the AT-AT hits the front of the snowspeeder instead of the rear.

 

Yoda puts the X-Wing back into the water so Luke can't leave Dagobah.

 

obi wan can't remember where he put the box with the saber in it

 

Palpatine: Ever hear The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Anakin: Yes, I read the novel.

 

Han: 'Hey down there! Could you give us a hand with this?
Stormtrooper: 'And leave our post in full view of our boss at the guard window? Come on! You guys can carry that thing.'

 

Grogu force chokes Anakin at the Jedi Temple

 

Uncle Owen: Have you seen Luke this morning?
Aunt Beru : He said that he had some things to do before he started, so he left early.
Luke: I changed my mind. Uncle Owen, I love you.

 

Tekka: The First Order rose from the dark side. You did not.
Ren: I'll show you the dark side.
Tekka: You may try. But you cannot deny the truth that is your family.
Ren: You're so right. [takes off his mask and hands lightsaber to Tekka]

 

Qui-Gon: The boy must be trained
Mace: No
Qui-Gon: ok

 

Obi-Wan chooses another planet besides Tatooine to refuel and make repairs in TPM.

 

Darth Vader: But I want them alive. No disintegrations.
Boba Fett: Oh, screw this. I'm going back to Tatooine.

 

Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans, and bring me any prisoners, i want them alive!
The commander brings in a second star destroyer and orders it and the Devastator to use their tractor beams to literally tear the ship apart, yeeting all on board into the vacuum of space.

 

Qui Gon: Anakin...drop
CRUNCH
Qui Gon: Jar Jar, I take you as my padawan learner.

THE END

 

Uncle Owen: Bad Motivator?? Have I not taught you well enough? We'll fix that easily. You're lazy, Luke...you need some motivation. Fix that motivator so you can go play with your friends.

 

One lucky shot by a gunner on the Devastator hits a fuel line on the Tantive IV.

 

The escape pod hits beggars canyon instead of the dunes.

 

3po finds the Jawas have stripped R2 for parts.

 

R5 doesn't blow his lid.

 

I can go on like this forever...

Luke is too lazy to clean the droids and pop the restraining bolt.

 

Palpatine mistakenly reports "Darth Plagueis the Wise" has endowed him for Supreme Chancellor.

 

HAN: I saw them! I saw them!
LEIA Saw what?
HAN Star Destroyers, two of them, coming right at us. It's ok though. I had Chewie strap the Ion cannon to the top of the Falcon right before we left. We were leaving Hoth anyway, they won't need it. Chewie power up the ion cannon, we'll take out these star destroyers one by one.

 

LEGENDS Canon:

Obi-Wan upon arriving on Tatooine post ROTS: Okay, I'll put Luke with the Lars Family ... wait a minute, isn't Master Hett hiding out here somewhere?

Kenobi proceeds to bring Luke to A'Sharad Hett, who raises Luke as a Tusken.