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JCC How to be JC, the Thread

Discussion in 'Community' started by SuperWatto , Feb 19, 2021.

  1. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Wattos Host/Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  2. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    Do bartending as a miracle
     
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  3. blackmyron

    blackmyron Chosen One star 6

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    Talk in a gravelly monotone, always wear sunglasses and a heavy trenchcoat
     
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  4. RokurGepta

    RokurGepta Jedi Master star 4

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    John Conner???
     
  5. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Have your life story told as a bizarre proto-Rashomon setup by four guys you don't know and at least two of whom are plagiarizing somebody named Q.
     
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  6. Bacon164

    Bacon164 Chosen One star 7

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    There is so much potential for discussion here
     
  7. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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  8. Jedi Knight Fett

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    How to be Jesus Christ? How to be John Cassavetes? How to be John Cena? John Carpenter?
     
  9. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Misgender people on purpose.
     
  10. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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  11. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    start learning woodwork.
     
  12. RokurGepta

    RokurGepta Jedi Master star 4

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    Jim Caviezel
     
  13. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Why would anybody want to be Jeremy Corbin?
     
  14. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Changing your name is a good start. I’d recommend something timeless like “Jabithia Cradlesnatcher” or “Jazzhands Crumudgenson.”

    If that’s already your name, congratulations, you’re ahead of the curve.
     
  15. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick Game Host - SfC Part VI BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    You have a great at-bat against Mitch Williams...



    [​IMG] .
     
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  16. Count Yubnub

    Count Yubnub Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    You have a silly walk.

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Condemn the hoarding of wealth and be ignored by most of your followers.
     
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  18. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval TV Screaming Service / FFS! star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Johnny Cash: Shoot a man in Reno just to watch them die.
    John Constanine: Go **** yerself, innit.
     
  19. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    Love the poor and those in prison, regardless of what mistakes they've made.

    That's for Johnny. I'm sure Jesus would like it too.
     
  20. Ava G.

    Ava G. Force Ghost star 5

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    Enter a den full of hypocrites and give them an Eastwood-style dressing down.
     
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  21. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I’ve been told it helps to carry off a little darkness on your back, till things are brighter, to be the man in black.
     
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  22. Darth Smurf

    Darth Smurf Force Ghost star 6

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    Post either sarcastic condescending one liners or marxist wall of texts.
     
  23. RokurGepta

    RokurGepta Jedi Master star 4

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    Have a massive budget Disney movie made about you, have it be a box office disappointment
     
  24. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Wattos Host/Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I have to say I'm disappointed nobody has created "How to be Jay Z - the Thread" yet.
     
  25. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval TV Screaming Service / FFS! star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    It's a hard knock life.
     
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