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[Humor] Fenig's Random Fact Thread

Discussion in 'Denver, CO' started by FenigDurak, Apr 2, 2006.

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  1. FenigDurak

    FenigDurak Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Random Vin Diesel Fact of the Day

    Vin Diesel knows what Forrest Gump said about the war in Vietnam.



    Random Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

    The only thing stronger than kevlar are vests woven out of Chuck Norris' chest hair.



    Random Mr. T Fact of the Day

    Mr. T pities China so hard that they built the Great Wall not to protect themselves from Mr. T, but from the waves of sheer pity.



     
  2. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    Random darth_hair Fact of the Day

    The only thing stronger than kevlar are vests woven out of darth_hair's chest hair.



     
  3. Darkmood

    Darkmood Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hey where are the Jack Bauer facts?

    Here's one "Super man wears Jack Bauer pajamas."
     
  4. FenigDurak

    FenigDurak Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Vin Diesel drives a full size replica of the Millineum Falcon.
     
  5. Darklord49

    Darklord49 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Vin is also a D&D nerd, honestly. He has his favorite character's name as a tattoo on his chest.

    Austin-
     
  6. Kal-El_Kenobi

    Kal-El_Kenobi Jedi Master star 3

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    chuck norris is allowed to talk about fight club


    fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. that suffering was chuck norris's roundhouse kick in the face
     
  7. FenigDurak

    FenigDurak Jedi Padawan star 4

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    If by a slim chance he is injured, Vin Diesel can summon a 500 pound white tiger to lick the blood from his wounds by whistling the bassline of My Sharona.
     
  8. jthornto

    jthornto Jedi Master star 4

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    Jack Bauer can slam a revolving door.

    Jack Bauer helped Bono find what he was looking for.

    Death is afraid of Jack Bauer.

     
  9. jthornto

    jthornto Jedi Master star 4

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    Always leave an empty seat between you and Jack Bauer.

     
  10. nnaydolem

    nnaydolem Jedi Master star 6

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    The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
     
  11. nnaydolem

    nnaydolem Jedi Master star 6

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    If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

    (this one made me laugh outloud)
     
  12. nnaydolem

    nnaydolem Jedi Master star 6

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    Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
     
  13. Darkmood

    Darkmood Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jack Bauer only whispers so he can get close enough to break your neck.
     
  14. nnaydolem

    nnaydolem Jedi Master star 6

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    Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that wuss went to the hospital first place.
     
  15. PNerves

    PNerves Jedi Youngling

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    Jeeves takes a size 14 hat, eats tons of fish and moves in mysterious ways his wonders to perform..


    oh, sorry...
     
  16. jthornto

    jthornto Jedi Master star 4

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    So far, Jack Bauer has said some variant of "Trust Me" 485,942 times during his televised adventures.
     
  17. gra-co_o_hun

    gra-co_o_hun Jedi Master star 5

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    are you serious? :confused:
     
  18. jthornto

    jthornto Jedi Master star 4

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    Yep, I counted.























    :p

     
  19. BrotherHalo

    BrotherHalo RSA Emeritus and Heckler star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mr. T does not cut his hair into his trademark style, it merely grows that way. Not because of genetics, but through shear will.
     
  20. FenigDurak

    FenigDurak Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Shear will... I find that funny. Shear...as in scissors...
     
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