So CO Humperdink Thread

preceeding the pulling out of the water:

Vincinio you hear that sound, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels. Their scream always gets louder just as they are about to eat someone.

Grandpa: "She doesn't get eaten at this time."

Grandson: "What??"

Grandpa: "She doesn't get eaten at this time. I only mention it because you seem a little scared."

Grandson" (untwisting the blankets from his hands) "I'm not scared, I'm... concerned."

Grandpa: "Maybe I should stop now, you probably need to rest."

Grandson: "NO! I mean, you could read some more, if you wanted to..."



HUMPERDINK!

 

actually (I hate to be a know it all to you twice in a row but) its "I knew it I knew he was bluffing! *sword* (quickly) I knew he wasn't bluffing!"

 

strange, but when I watched it last week, that was what I saw on my tv...

and again, I'm doing these from the top of my head, not looking them up on the internet or anything, so they are not perfect. and the previous one, I was combing 2 quotes without realizing it. He wimpers after the following one.


I've just sucked one year off of your life. I might some day go as high as five, but since I don't know what that will do to you, I may not. Now, this is for posterity, so please be honest, How do you feel?

*whimper*



HUMPERDINK

 

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.




Humperdink!!!!

 

Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad!

I'm ON the Brute Squad.

You ARE the Brute Squad!


HUMPERDINCK!

 

"Excuse me miss, we are but poor lost circus performers, is there a village nearby?"

"No, there is nothing for miles."

"Good, then there will be no one to hear you scream."

 

-Humperdink-

For three years he said that to me "good night Wesly good work ill most likely kill you in the morning"

H U M P E R D I N K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"Now if we only had a wheelbarrow..."

"Fezzik, where did we put the wheelbarrow the Albino had?"

"With the Albino..."

HUMperDINK

 

Farmboy, fetch me that pitcher.

As you wish.





HUMPERDINK

 

wow....... dude its a wheel barrel

humperdink

 

I actually can't think of a single quote from the movie right now except....

Humperdink, humperdink, humperdink!

 

"See, I told you she'd never marry that rotten prince Humperdink."

"yes, you're a genius, now shut up."



HUMPERDINNK

 

Hey guys!

Today is Arnold George Gerry Dorsey's 72nd birthday.


Oh, I'm sorry, his stage name is:

Engelbert Humperdinck!

 

So it was your drink that was poisoned all along?



HUMPERDINK

 

Anybody want a peanut?



HUMPERDINK.

 

Bye Bye Boys, Have fun storming the castle.

Think it'll work?

It would take a miracle.

BYE!

 

All but your 4 fastest.

What?

Every ship except your 4 fastest, you mean.

Oh, right.

HUMPERDINK!

 

Vincinni he means no Harm.
He can be very short on Charm.

HUMPERDINK!